MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

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Monday, May 11, 2009

Beyonce robs my soul...

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Announcing my hatred for that thunder thighed water buffalo known as Crisco Knowles would be futile at this point. Moreover, if you haven...
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Friday, February 6, 2009

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Obviously, Andy Samberg and Timberlake hate her as badly as I do. justin timberlake snl beyonce single ladies video Jen for the story and ...
Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Beyonce is Humble...

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I wanted to include this on the last post, but I was afraid people would miss it. This is old, but impossible to ignore. When Beyonce was ...

Beyonce aka "Crisco" aka "Fat Legs" aka "No Talent" Knowles is Healthiest Person on Earth...

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Studies show that having a gigantic ass and excessive fat around the hips is actually a sign of good health. New research, published in the...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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