Showing posts with label heidi klum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label heidi klum. Show all posts
Thursday, October 27, 2011

Heidi blows me.............away everytime.

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Heidi Klum could be older than our Constitution and I'd probably still go into cardiac arrest if I met her. She pops out a baby once a ...
Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Even after all these years...

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This is unreputable evidence that Heidi Klum is in love with me the rocket of all rockets. She pops out kids during lunch breaks and goes ...
Wednesday, March 2, 2011

She makes me stutter like Brad Womack.

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Regardless of what you believe, this is one of our little "games" of love and seduction when we're out to dinner ala Sharon St...
Friday, October 1, 2010

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak whispers the o'er-fraught heart and bids it break - Shakespeare

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One of the saddest days of my not-so-young life came today when Heidi Klum announced that she and Victoria's Secret were parting ways. ...
Monday, August 30, 2010

This I get...crystal clear.

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Say what you want, which can't be anything but DAMN!, Heidi Klum makes me sin. Just when I'm ready to start my search for the hotte...
Friday, October 9, 2009

Hormones are such a buzzkill...

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After an afternoon of shopping with the kids, a few "failed" wardrobe attempts, or as I called them "malfunctions," Suga...
Thursday, August 13, 2009

Britney imitates frozen grandparents from Weird Science..

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This poor redneck just can't help but shine her white trash Mississippi/Louisiana roots. It's often said, you can take the girl out...
Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Emmy Rossum should just make a sex tape.

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I am about as well versed in unimportant and frivolous Hollywood starlets as anyone on Earth. I know it seems weird, but it comes natural t...
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Friday, June 12, 2009

Heather Graham just made my heart explode...

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I don't know where Heather Graham has been hiding, but wherever that is, everyone should go there immediately because her secret hiding ...
Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Like a moth to the flame...

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Nothing she or you can do will prevent you from completely loving this chick. Honestly, this is the most charming beautiful celebrity in th...
Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Standing next to Heidi makes everyone instantly ugly.

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I know Marisa Miller is hot. I get it. Trust me, I do, but I just don't understand all the fuss about this girl. I mean, yeah, she...
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I think there's a firestorm in my underoos.

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Famous celebrity photographer, Russell James, recently drugged Heidi Klum, among other supermodels, stripped them down, got them dirty, got ...
Thursday, March 5, 2009

Models have interrupted my Chi and ruined any chances for Feng Shui

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I know Marisa Miller is attractive, but she is no Christie Brinkley. And by that, I mean, Christie Brinkley is like 50-something and smokin...
Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I want to audition for Project Runway...

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I'm not quite sure how the eastern Europe, Scandinavia, and Germany have succeeded in breeding the most genetically superior females on ...
Monday, December 15, 2008

Can you really do this?

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An Australian man was encouraged, according to him, to squander millions in a gambling spree in which the casinos knowingly targeted him due...