MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

Aside from Beyonce "40 Gallon Drum Leg" Knowles' vocal affectations, she's also apparently a thief and plagiarist. If you...

There is really nothing I can say positive about this woman. In fact, with all sarcasm and hyperbole aside, I would rather nail my privates...

"I decided to come back and vote a couple of times....I think that's against the law, but that's ok." People, we are bree...

Not only does this annoying broad look like a Hobbit, but she sounds like a gremlin when they've been fed after midnight. I'm actua...

So, to set the stage for this, I received an email from my friend Miller today and it read, "Trey, If I am to pass away unexpectedly, r...

I don't know what the details of this speech are, whether it's a rant against dog fighting, or if it's some sort of filibuster; ...

Now we all know, well maybe not all, but most know I have a lot of free time since I'm on welfare. With government assistance comes man...

After 103 years of furious scribbling while trying to prove Einstein's theory of "special relativity," a handful of world reno...

In an article circulated by the Associated Press, the heights of human stupidity are once again surpassed...the culprit you ask...a rapper f...

I'm not naive enough, nor blinded by partisan lines, to believe that conducting this interview in a rural conservative area, you wouldn...

Thank Jesus I read this story when I did. I was up late last night mortgaging everything and was on my way to wire the money to Nigeria whe...

Apparently scientists have given the middle finger to the AIDS virus and skin cancer as apparently both have had revolutionary breakthroughs...

If you're like me, you know what it's like to be kept up late battling your unrellenting insomnia by watching hours upon hours of mi...

Yale Bulldogs will make the trip down to Cambridge this weekend in a display of how rich white guys can run between the tackles, display hor...

My problem with this whole bailout proposal is the American Auto makers' approach to car manufacturing since the Japanese explosion of t...

Drudge is reporting tonight that Hillary has accepted Obama's offer for Sec of State. This comes as a shock to me because I was almost ...

Jerry Yang, Co-Founder and CEO of Yahoo, stepped down after a short and obdurate tenure as CEO. He only cost shareholders somewhere in the ...

There are so many gems of commentary in this video. Thank you Brad. "Our crack production team has the Titsworth kiss." "Yo...

If I were to be within 300 miles of this location when this photo was taken, I'm more than 100% sure I would spontaneously combust and b...

The only way this invention could be outdone would be if some hairy caveman created the wheel and fire in the same day. Even then, he would...