MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Full time asshole, part time murderer having trouble with the ladies...

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I was reading Foxnews.com and this was the top headline: "Former Chicago-area police officer Drew Peterson, a suspect in the disappeara...

8th grader makes all-state football team in Florida...guess who's son?

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Not just makes all-state, but 1st team all state in the state of Florida. Fred Taylor, soon to be ex-Jags running back, has a son and he...

Why is every President infinitely cooler after their term?

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Two funny things about this video. 1). The joke itself. 2). The fact that Bush 41 said he would never forget, but then immediately forgot a...

Self asphyxiation: Chemical warfare style.

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The only possible way this story could get weirder would be if it involved Gargamel, Papa Smurf and a talking porpoise. Ralph Santiago, 31,...
Thursday, January 29, 2009

"If I can't have them, no one will" - said a Hard core Psycho.

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VICTORVILLE, Calif. — Prosecutors say a spurned lover ambushed his ex-girlfriend and tried to cut out the breast implants he paid for by sta...
Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I hate people.

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I haven't been secretive about my disdain for Beyonce, but my loathing extends far beyond that talentless wonder. "The 12th annual...
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Just an old sweet song....

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Billy Powell, keyboardist for Lynyrd Skynyrd, passed away today due a suspected heart attack. If anyone is curious why I'm moving away ...
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I've heard of fiscal irresponsibility, but give me a break.

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According to a story by Drudgereport.com, the economic stimulus aka (Economic ream us) package contains 330,000,000 in STD prevention. 330 ...

Jackson Pollock would've been 97 today...

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Google thought enough of Mr Pollock to have him as the search image today. To be honest, I knew he was post-modern, but I couldn't tell...
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Jessica Simpson Won America's Next Top Model

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The most ironic thing ever typed is as follows: Jessica Simpson performs at a chili cookoff in Pembroke Pines Florida. The problem with tha...
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Tacos, fettucini, Linguini, martini, bikini...just stop having a boring life.

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I've haven't wanted to order something off television so bad since 1999, when I liquidated all my stock in order to talk to Miss Cle...
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College of the Holy Cross Delivers...

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This 2003 valedictorian of the College of the Holy Cross is President Barack Obama's head speechwriter. He's 27 years old and yet a...

Native Americans grabbed their ankles in 1626

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This is a split photo of the island of Manhattan now and in 1609. In 1626, Peter Minuit acquired Manhattan from native people in exchange f...
Monday, January 26, 2009

Ive got 99 problems and Jay-Z is one.

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In order for viable role models to rise up from the African-American community, behavior exhibited by artists like Young Jeezy, Jay Z, etc m...

"You wanna know what really gets to me? Jan's a vegetarian. You see the hypocrisy? Jan's a vegetarian, he's a meat cutter."

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If you haven't seen this gem directed by the late Ted Demme, who also directed Blow, then I hate you. This is one of the single greates...

I'm going to leave you staring at your fingers all afternoon...

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So it goes that I'm reading this book, The Score: How The Quest For Sex Has Shaped The Modern Man, and boy have I been enlightened. In ...

Forrest Button...

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I've seen this movie and I actually liked it a lot, but you can't deny the unsublte parallels between the two screenplays written by...
Saturday, January 24, 2009

Studies show that being a pretty girl and standing next to Cheryl Cole can lead to suicide...

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The bad part of being the girl beside Cheryl Cole is that she's really attractive...and she has huge legs. Don't you just inherentl...
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Here Government, take more of my money. You invest it so much better than I do.

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So, Bank of America acquires Merrill Lynch, absorbs bad Countrywide loans, and then gets nearly 140 billion in Gov't aid and guarantees ...
Tuesday, January 20, 2009

President Barack H Obama

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Like most newly inaugurated Presidents, I'm sure President Obama will sit in the Oval Office for the first time tonight and think to him...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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