MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Friday, February 27, 2009

ESPN reports Tom Brady weds Gisele Bundchen

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Thomas, dude, come on. She looks like a dude. You're locked into this tranny forever. So disappointed. Your mojo just jumped out of ...

Viagra Kills People

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A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals. The women had bet mechanic S...

I just had a myocardial infarction...

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If you're blonde and you wanna be even more sexy, make this face. If I were a poligamist or a Muslim and these two women were in my har...

who's surprised...raise their hands...what...no hands?

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"I am very surprised, frankly, at this statement from the United States government and from the secretary of state," said Mortimer...
Thursday, February 26, 2009

This is a perfect example of why MSNBC is completely irrelevent.

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How either of these people have shows, is beyond me. They're the left wing equivalent of Sean Hannity...i guess...if you can say Air Am...
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David Brooks and New York Times are sinking ships...

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David Brooks, of the New York Times, is the most unbiased, honorable, unpartisan news source there has ever been. I espcially like his slip...
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In the prime of her life...in her dreams.

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It's amazing what people will do to be on television. For those that have seen Prince of Tides, I guess you could say the same about me...

Awww...Octo-Mom is worried

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LOS ANGELES — Nadya Suleman has voiced concern that the hospital where her octuplets are being cared for may prevent her from taking them h...
Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Being this hot is almost a curse.

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Cheryl Tweedy delievers time and time again. She could wear a burlap sack with those spring loaded eyeball clown glasses and Ronald McDonal...

Pack a suitcase when you travel like this...

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Duke basketball makes me sick. Yeah, they're well coached. Yeah, they get great talent. Yeah, they play great man to man defense. Bu...
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Her pants are the only thing falling...it's certainly not her cholesterol.

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Television chefs (if you can even call her that) never cease to amaze me. Paula Dean's restaurant in Savannah is a basic Golden Corral ...

Im officially in mourning...

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Fox News Reports, Most NBA stars could have any woman they want, but Marko Jaric had to go and take Adriana Lima from single men everywhere....

What else do we have a right to?

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This woman is delusional. Kudos to Fox for calling out her anti-capitalistic ideals, not to mention, her complete and undeniable stupidity....
Monday, February 23, 2009

Randy Gerber luckier than SEAL?

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Cindy Crawford hasn't been drinking Pepsi and making penises explode in like a decade or so, but damn if she isn't stunning. This w...

It's like looking for Waldo.

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I was one of the three people that actually didn't fall asleep with their mouth open last night from boredom. When Slumdog Millionaire ...

This is the best Timberlake can do?

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I'm trying to figure out how this is considered one of the sexiest women in Hollywood. All I can do is scratch my head. Seriously, she...
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Seriously, find the relevance.

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This picture is so boring, the only thing I can truly focus on is that golden statue in the background with no genitalia. The only reason P...

Beyonce's lip synch spectacular

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Honestly, could the Oscars have been more uneventful. News sources are reporting that many of the Hollywood elite, whatever that means, ...
Friday, February 20, 2009

Chris Brown aka Jose Cuevas Jr, unanimous decision...2 rounds to 0.

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CROWN POINT, Ind. — A Chicago man has been convicted of attacking his wife on their honeymoon in Indiana after she refused his demand for a...

UNBEWEAVEABLE

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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Other than having a bit of a headache, a Kansas City woman was uninjured after a bullet fired at her ended up tangled in...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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