MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE
An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.
Monday, June 1, 2009
There are so many things wrong with this headline...
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Kansas abortion doc killed in church; suspect held If you're a complete nut job anti-abortionist, killing someone in church isn't th...
Friday, May 29, 2009
Get over yourself Reese.
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Reese Witherspoon is filming a new movie either about softball or having a softball part within the movie. Since she's such a dedicated...
Now this is true talent...
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This is one of the paintings of Madonna that is circulating around the internet this week. Frankly, I've never seen a painting capture ...
This just doesn't look like a killer...
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Legendary music producer Phil Spector was sentenced Friday to 19 years to life in prison for killing actress and House of Blues VIP hostess ...
Cameron Diaz = Claymation
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I've scowered the internet the last few days and every blog keeps posting these pictures of Cameron Diaz. Except telling you the truth,...
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
Megan Average
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I pretty much rest my case. If this is the hottest girl in Hollywood, I surrender my testes. Forever. No Joke.
Francoeur's future is bleak, if we're lucky.
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Rumor out of Atlanta is that local underperforming phenom, Jeff Francour, is being considered in a trade to the Boston Red Sox. Personally,...
I love station wagon meth labs...
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Four years after spending over $300,000 on plastic surgery to look young, Demi Moore says she still can’t get big movie roles and she is rea...
I hope Izzy Stevens dies a horrible, miserable, painful death.
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Katherine Heigl has hit another stumbling block on her way to movie stardom. Sources say the actress, whose just-concluded season on ABC...
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Adriana Lima is full of lies lies lies
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Reports today reveal that Adriana Lima is pregnant. In a related story, today I was quoted in the press saying, "She told me she was o...
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
I surely hope Danielle Lloyd's blood type isn't AB Rh negative
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Danielle Lloyd, whom Wikipedia describes as a British personality and glamour model, which is internet code for hot girl with no talent, was...
Couldn't care less...
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I don't like people. This means everyone that sucks. Some people, however, I truly despise without really even knowing. It's what...
I've made some insanely poor career choices...
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No offense to any athletic trainers, but I've always struggled with the relevance of athletic trainers and failed to understand why you ...
Lively is an understatement...
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I have no flippin clue what the hell Gossip Girls is supposed to accomplish. Is it a reality show? Is it a hybrid? Is it a drama? All I ...
Monday, May 25, 2009
Brave hearts do not back down.
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"If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then ...
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Holy Hashish Batman
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CASABLANCA, Morocco — Moroccan police have seized 23 tons of hashish hidden in machinery that was to be shipped to France. Morocco's o...
Saturday, May 23, 2009
WTF is this?
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I'm going to preface this post by saying I'm already disgusted and ashamed of myself for writing about Kim Karwhatever earlier this ...
This is a sex symbol?
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Would someone please tell me how this former meth addict is famous. She's not pretty. She sings like a dying wildebeest. Her skin loo...
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Humans look like this when created in a lab
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More often than not, seemingly perfect gorgeous women fall in love with less than desireable men i.e. Klum/Seal, Marisa Miller/ this , Lockl...
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Olivia Wilde makes me smile.
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I have to say that I've been talking about Olivia Wilde for months...long before that pitiful excuse for a Men's magazine named her ...
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