MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Monday, June 1, 2009

There are so many things wrong with this headline...

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Kansas abortion doc killed in church; suspect held If you're a complete nut job anti-abortionist, killing someone in church isn't th...
Friday, May 29, 2009

Get over yourself Reese.

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Reese Witherspoon is filming a new movie either about softball or having a softball part within the movie. Since she's such a dedicated...

Now this is true talent...

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This is one of the paintings of Madonna that is circulating around the internet this week. Frankly, I've never seen a painting capture ...

This just doesn't look like a killer...

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Legendary music producer Phil Spector was sentenced Friday to 19 years to life in prison for killing actress and House of Blues VIP hostess ...

Cameron Diaz = Claymation

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I've scowered the internet the last few days and every blog keeps posting these pictures of Cameron Diaz. Except telling you the truth,...
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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Megan Average

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I pretty much rest my case. If this is the hottest girl in Hollywood, I surrender my testes. Forever. No Joke.

Francoeur's future is bleak, if we're lucky.

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Rumor out of Atlanta is that local underperforming phenom, Jeff Francour, is being considered in a trade to the Boston Red Sox. Personally,...

I love station wagon meth labs...

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Four years after spending over $300,000 on plastic surgery to look young, Demi Moore says she still can’t get big movie roles and she is rea...

I hope Izzy Stevens dies a horrible, miserable, painful death.

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Katherine Heigl has hit another stumbling block on her way to movie stardom. Sources say the actress, whose just-concluded season on ABC...
Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Adriana Lima is full of lies lies lies

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Reports today reveal that Adriana Lima is pregnant. In a related story, today I was quoted in the press saying, "She told me she was o...
Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I surely hope Danielle Lloyd's blood type isn't AB Rh negative

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Danielle Lloyd, whom Wikipedia describes as a British personality and glamour model, which is internet code for hot girl with no talent, was...

Couldn't care less...

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I don't like people. This means everyone that sucks. Some people, however, I truly despise without really even knowing. It's what...

I've made some insanely poor career choices...

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No offense to any athletic trainers, but I've always struggled with the relevance of athletic trainers and failed to understand why you ...

Lively is an understatement...

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I have no flippin clue what the hell Gossip Girls is supposed to accomplish. Is it a reality show? Is it a hybrid? Is it a drama? All I ...
Monday, May 25, 2009

Brave hearts do not back down.

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"If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then ...
Sunday, May 24, 2009

Holy Hashish Batman

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CASABLANCA, Morocco — Moroccan police have seized 23 tons of hashish hidden in machinery that was to be shipped to France. Morocco's o...
Saturday, May 23, 2009

WTF is this?

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I'm going to preface this post by saying I'm already disgusted and ashamed of myself for writing about Kim Karwhatever earlier this ...

This is a sex symbol?

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Would someone please tell me how this former meth addict is famous. She's not pretty. She sings like a dying wildebeest. Her skin loo...
Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Humans look like this when created in a lab

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More often than not, seemingly perfect gorgeous women fall in love with less than desireable men i.e. Klum/Seal, Marisa Miller/ this , Lockl...
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Olivia Wilde makes me smile.

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I have to say that I've been talking about Olivia Wilde for months...long before that pitiful excuse for a Men's magazine named her ...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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