MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

I must break you...

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All we need in these pictures is a shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal and we've got the sequel. Seriously, is this his effort for a photo-op? Y...

http://www.audubon.org/

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That white bird is so graceful and beautiful.

This is the definition of a rocket.

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You could search the internet like Feds searched the "Grassy Knoll" and you wouldn't find anything that's as flaming hot a...
Tuesday, August 4, 2009

It's all making sense to me now...

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Antidepressant use doubles in US, study finds 03 Aug 2009 20:00:22 GMT Source: Reuters * Use doubles from 13 million to 27 million American...

;) "Hey baby, how you doin'?"

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Next stop...creepyville. In an interview with Vanity Fair, the actor says he didn’t recognize the “beautiful blond woman” – who happened to ...

Why So Serious? I dunno, maybe because you're bankrupting our country and ruining the most state of the art health care in the world.

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Basically if Bawney Fwank, Pelosi, Obama, or Reid are your political allies, don't ever speak to me. Seriously. Ever. After four year...
Sunday, August 2, 2009

Mam, is that meth in your bra or are you just happy to se me?

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CROSSVILLE, Ala. - A 37-year-old Georgia woman was arrested and charged with padding her bra with methamphetamine, authorities said. The wom...

May 28, 1943 ~ July 30, 2009

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Bruce Rossmeyer, the owner of the world's largest and most famous Harley Davidson store in Daytona Beach, died Thursday in a motorcycle ...

Lindsay Lohan is aging with ease

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This is a prime example of what bad decisions, cocaine, booze, and a thousand penises can do to your career and your appearance. I could si...
Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Shake Weight class would be nothing short of awesome

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Hilarious Shake Weight Exercise for Women - Watch more Funny Videos Watching a class full of prowling thirsty cougars all performing the sh...

Uri is da Man

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Uri Man, a financial analyst, breaks the mold for Wall Street Ivy Leaguers when he set this Fox News anchor's panties on fire. I've...

Gwinnett is Great!!!

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An alleged illegal strip club inside a Lawrenceville Georgia home attracted up to 200people, including teenagers in the middle of the night,...
Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Alessandra Ambrosio = 4300 degrees Kelvin

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Alessandra Ambrosio is kind of hot...and by kind of hot, I mean her ass is like the surface of the sun. If you're the average American ...

Obesity is a choice.

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Associated Press WASHINGTON -- New research shows medical spending averages $1,400 more a year for an obese person than for someone who'...
Saturday, July 25, 2009

Captain Crazy cures son of gayness...

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A 23-year-old pre-med student who "got caught up with friends who were pulling him" toward homosexuality is well and undergoing Ch...
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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Who besides me is confused?

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Ok, so I wasted an hour of my life tonight watching Obama dance around questions regarding his health care reform bill. It was my understan...
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Like our Government, let's reward mediocrity

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Unless you're a total "reTard" then you have to put your money on the Florida Gators for another national championship...as we...
Friday, July 17, 2009

Don't be a dope, brush up on economic policy.

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This is one of the best articles I've seen about the fiscal irresponsibility of the United States Government. It highlights and paralle...
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One more for the still confused ladies...

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Looking for meth in all the right places...looking for meth in too many places...looking for meth.

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Access Hollywood reports, "Barton has placed under an involuntary psychiatric hold by the LAPD and transferred to Cedars-Sinai Medical ...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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