MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

This is your Senate Majority Leader.

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The Reno Gazette-Journal has a sit-down with Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.), who addresses the Ted Kennedy question in a way onl...

Erin Andrews hasn't fooled me...

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ESPN reporter Erin Andrews told Oprah Winfrey that she is looking forward to getting back to work, and putting the July incident in which sh...
Monday, August 31, 2009

Disney on Ice...

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The only way this video could get less athletic would be if instead of the Jonas Brothers on stage, you had the woodwind section of your hig...
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I'd rather have the Swine Flu

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I haven't been subtle about how much I loathe this stupid broad. Mark my words, her career won't last more than 3 years. There...
Saturday, August 29, 2009

Mega Millions

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In a dream last night, I had a vision that spoke to me. I can’t be sure, but I’m pretty sure it was God. Being such a clever, all-knowing ...

Madonna sucks.

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A few nights ago, Madonna was playing in Bucharest. First of all, I have no idea where in the hell that is or if it is even a real place. ...
Friday, August 28, 2009

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FAIL Fat Girl Faceplants Off a Mechanical Bull - Watch more Funny Videos

Guess who won't leave me alone...?

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I love her sunglasses...

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Being able to call Kelly Brook your girlfriend must be the equivalent of having a golden penis that prints money and ages you backwards. Se...
Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Tonight is my last night as a member of the proletariat

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Tonight, I lament to inform you that as of 11:01 tonight, this blog will shut down. I would continue, but considering my Satellite phone wo...
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Roger Federer is like third chair claironet compared to Andy Roddick...

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I'm not the first genius to make analogous a man's success or life's accomplishments, to the woman he's capable of scoring. ...

In the words of Harry S Truman, "If you can’t convince ‘em, confuse ‘em."

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Ashlee, I'm not sure what your goal was wearing this dress to the InStyle party, but I'm pretty sure if it had anything to do with c...
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Monday, August 24, 2009

Inglorious Basterds

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I spent Sunday afternoon at the movies with 300 people that have apparently spent the majority of their adult lives gorging themselves to mo...
Sunday, August 23, 2009

Why is God so cruel?

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Not only is Mila Kunis single handedly responsible for the success of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but she's about to absolutely blow up a...
Thursday, August 20, 2009

Kanye West is the bane of my existence.

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Kanye West and his girlfriend, Tito Ortiz, were in Miami and these pictures were taken as he showed off his vomitous derriere and butcher sh...

Semen...ya (no irony there)

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South African Caster Semenya, 18, had to take a gender test after doubts were raised about her sex. But despite the furore, she easily took ...
Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Dear Timmy, I conceed you're an amazing talent. I conceed you have a remarkable moral compass. But dude, WTF is this? Are you serious...

Captain obvious.

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Forty percent of the messages on Twitter are "pointless babble" along the lines of "I am eating a sandwich now," accordi...
Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Least surprising statement ever spoken..ever.

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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) - Researchers say Florida's population has declined for the first time in 63 years and economists are blaming - ...

occifer I'm sotally tober.

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JANESVILLE — A man whose blood alcohol level was more than five times the legal definition of intoxication apparently tried to make a getawa...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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