MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Heidi Klum makes me tingle.

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Being Heidi Klum must be the easiest thing in recorded history. Essentially, everyone all day everyday falls at your feet to try to make yo...

After a search high and low...he settled on one right in the middle.

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In my demented world of satire, cynicism, allegory and sarcasm, I reference Manute Bol probably more than anyone in the world. Well, this 7...

This is so WTF, it's awesome.

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Either this guy is one of the band members at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance in B2TF or he's mentally handicapped. Either way, his...
Thursday, October 29, 2009

He's just theatrical...

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I'm so sick of people labeling others they know nothing about. Last night, when I was drinking warm milk and eating cookies with my gra...

You complete me.

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If being the hottest girl on the planet were a sport, Alessandra Ambrosio would be like the Michael Jordan, David Beckham, Tiger Woods, Alex...
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Funny, that's my reaction to your face too...

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Lindsay Lohan was spied on eating lunch and she must have seen her reflection in her fork because based on her facial expressions, she's...

Sabrina = OWNED

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Ok, so I'm a day late on this story, but I blame it on Jaime Fox and Gerard Butler because I went to see Law Abiding Citizen last night ...
Wednesday, October 28, 2009

I'm pretty sure Olivia Wilde was created on a Mac graphics program

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I've been looking at this picture and I know I'm supposed to recognize the beauty and I do, it's just that something about it is...
Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Economics 101

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Yahoo News reports, In the health care debate, Democrats and their allies have gone after insurance companies as rapacious profiteers making...

Least surprising sports story ever broken...

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In Open, available Nov. 9, the eight-time Grand Slam champion admits using crystal meth just before his marriage to former model Brooke Shie...
Monday, October 26, 2009

It's people like this that renew my confidence in mankind...

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Just when you think people can't git eny more stupider.

God's greatest gift to mankind...

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This is proof positive that the single greatest thing to ever happen to mankind...and Amy Winehouse, was breast implants. Six short weeks a...

This seems way cheaper than a Blackberry, May I have one?

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If any of you don't follow politics, or know what the differences are between Democrats and Republican, this is one perfect example. Dem...

Demand a little more from yourselves...

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LONG BEACH, Calif. -- Move over, it's Saturday night at Club Bounce and people are bouncing onto the dance floor in a big, big way. Thes...
Sunday, October 25, 2009

I love jorts...

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If you watched last week's games, you know that refs are ready to suck off Florida. Granted, I hate them worse than herpes breakouts and...
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Saturday, October 24, 2009

Somer Thompson

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In the wake of the tragedy that surrounds the Thompson family, someone with all the answers walks around Orange Park Florida, with if I had ...
Friday, October 23, 2009

Louisiana...honestly?

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Man Raps Before Louisiana Legislature - Watch more Funny Videos http://www.hurricanechrisonline.com/ I'm embarassed to be alive. If I ...
Wednesday, October 21, 2009

You mean we're not stupid?

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WASHINGTON (CNN) – For the first time since he took over in the White House, Americans don't see eye to eye with President Barack Obama ...

Oh my loins...

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Tricia Helfer is single handedly responsible for the sexiest Playboy spread...ever. Well, I guess that's not hard since Tara Reid is in...

Florida...where pedophiles and murderers go to expand their careers

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Somer Thompson was released from Grove Park Elementary School in Grove Park, in Orange Park, FL at 2:50 p.m. She was with her twin brother, ...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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