MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

History of Rap...Fallon, bless his heart, should've called in sick.

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I've used this forum to reveal my mancrush for Timberlake many times, but damn this dude is cool. Yeah, I know he's kind of a nerd,...
Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Sexual Predator. Allegedly.

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Awww...did the boogie man come in your room wittle boy?

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Am I the only person that finds this picture incredibly creepy? I swear it looks like a little boy sleeping in his Transformers Tent Bed be...

Wait, God, wh...what?

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Fame whore, Father(?), professional media chaser, Michael Lohan, jumped at the opportunity to comment on his daughter's most recent arre...
Thursday, September 23, 2010

Steve, subtly is not your thing.

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Funny Divorce Lawyer Ad - Watch more Funny Videos When you're ready to rid yourself of that vermin you call a spouse, call me. Really?...
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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Mr President, that town hall didn't go as planned, huh?

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CNBC sponsored a town hall meeting for President Obama today and despite hand picking so-called supporters, he didn't get the softballs ...
Friday, September 17, 2010

I see a FUPA.

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I couldn't decide which story to blog about Jessica Simpson, so I decided to do both because this is simply too good to pass up. The Na...

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

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I hope you don't read this and think I'm saying that someone can't be famous if they don't look good in Daisy Dukes because ...

Huh? Wtf is this?

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Am I the only one that is left head scratching after watching this trailer. Something tells me if the production company does test markets ...
Thursday, September 16, 2010

Well hello muffin...

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Keri Russell is one of those female enigmas of Hollywood. She's always had a striking natural beauty, except for that season where she ...
Monday, September 13, 2010

I must've missed something...

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Last night I decided to be the only person out of college to watch portions of the MTV Video Music Awards. Nothing, however, can bring back...

For those that don't know Scotty...

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For those of you that either engross themselves in college football while ignoring the NFL, or those that simply don't know about NFL Re...

Tom Brady has jumped the shark

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Come on Thomas. You've got to get a better look than this. I don't care if your wife is a supermodel. Nothing on Earth gives you ...

What the hell is this?

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The mystery is solved. Christina Hendricks is the Chupacabra. This is precisely how I know Hollywood is complete and total bullshit. Ther...
Sunday, September 12, 2010

Those crazy Europeans.

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This is the main reason I like soccer. Well, the reasons are three fold: 1, my nephew plays and he's awesome. 2, Crazy Englishmen play...
Friday, September 10, 2010

Shelley takes page out of OJ's book...

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In August 2008, actor Shelley Malil (best known as Haziz in The 40-Year Old Virgin), was arrested in Oceanside, California while getting off...

Guess which one works for George Lucas...

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This is the most useless human being on the planet. I rather be forced into a cage with a rabid mountain lion and rape it than be in the th...

Really, Mike?

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Back in the day, Mike Tyson and Tupac Shakur were good friends, but there was one thing they never did together. "He always wanted me t...

I hate myself for this...

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This entry could not be less about this dumb bimbo. In fact, I would rather be the ghost writer for Adolf Hitler's Best Jokes than writ...

Bang. Ouch.

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Tuesday afternoon, someone decided that my 4-door Jeep Wrangler was too tired of driving around Atlanta and decided to total it by a simple ...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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