MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

I think Vanessa Hudgens is like 16, but hopefully for me, and my criminal record, she's 20, cause she's absolutely on fire. She was ...

Katie Couric came under fire this month for suggesting a Muslim version of 'The Cosby Show' would go a long way in fixing America...

I think it was just this week I was writing about how hot Rihanna is and how she tortures me with her sexiness. Because of that, I refuse t...

If this woke me up at any point in my life, I would sear I was in Heaven. I don't know if I've ever seen anything more physically b...

Kate bekinsale is 37 years old and has a daughter. I find it troubling when women with children, magnets on their cars, or those stupid fli...

Is this organism a human being? I'm not joking. I can't be sure. What is she like 24? Jesus, do you need to freeze your face wit...

Could there be a person on Earth more desperate than Jennifer Anniston? Seriously. She makes Jessica Simpson seem grounded and lucky in lo...

Ok...WTF happened to my genie in the bottle? Was the bottle Crisco oil? Was it not like two years ago when Xtina was a slender sexpot with...

Andy Roddick is kind of cool I guess, but I watched the Bachelor tonight...shhhhh, and I'll tell you, secretly of course, Heidi Klum isn...

The hobbit and I went frolicing in the sand and surf this weekend, and as usual, the paparrazi refuse to give us one damn moment of privacy....

First we have Housewives of Atlanta, then this. Hopefully, oh goodness I hope, that this is an act of hyperbole. Sadly, I'm not so sur...

It's a shame Rihanna wasted all that time with Chris Brown. He seems like such a little b%##%. He's one of those guys I would love...

Hollywood, FYI, morbid obesity isn't beautiful and glamorous. It's quite the opposite in fact. It kills you. I guess instead thou...

Mark Sanchez, the Mexican Assassin's arm candy Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady 2.0's Arm Candy Cristiano Rinaldo, 1st place winner of the m...

John Dye, who played the angel of Death, Andrew, on 'Touched By An Angel' for nine seasons, has died. The actor passed away from he...

For all the women out there salivating over the thought of being able to wear clothes without feeling self conscious, being able to shop for...

The new Victoria's Secret models all gathered together for this photo in GQ or Vogue or something in an attempt to convince us that we d...

After wedding crashers, ok ok ok...actually it was actually after I watched The Notebook and cried for an hour, that I fell in total love wi...

Jaime Pressly, star of "My Name Is Earl," was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving Wednesday night after a traffic stop in San...

Jennifer Plainiston was hammered last night at the People's Choice Awards. Shocker. If you asked begged bribed threatened 37 men to...