I don't know much, but I know mass sex appeal when I see it. This ain't it. Kate Upton turned 21 this past week. Most hot girls could slam 2 pizza and a twelve pack and lose weight when they're 21. Also, those same girls have thighs that actually change shape around the hips and then again around the waist. Not Kate. She's dedicated to turning her body into a FedEx package with huge sagging breasts. I honest to God don't get it. If her face were stunning, I would be like, "ok...I see that", but that's not even the case. She looks like a chick you'd see on the beach in Jacksonville or Daytona on her vacation from Youngstown Ohio. You know, lots of blonde hair, but also lots of black roots. Would someone please explain the hype around this chick. There are sooooooo many genuinely hot girls out there: Kelly Brook, Irina Shayk, Alessandra Ambrosio, Alison Brie, Alex Morgan, Katrina Bowden, Blake Lively, to name a few. I saw girl in GameSpot today on GT campus prettier than Kate Upton. That's a lie. Pretty girls on GT campus don't exist. They're like unicorns and fire breathing dragons...speaking of fire breathing dragons, GT students love Dungeons and Dragons, but that's neither here nor there. The point is, please break some ammonia and take a few deep breaths because we have to stop this nonsense guys. I can't get behind, literally or figuratively, a two-time SI Swim Suit cover model that has a stomach that looks like play-dough and breasts that look like they've nursed Cleveland. 21 years old? Come on.
