psst...call me.

Here is Ashley Greene doing what she does best...punishing me with her undeniable sexiness. I'm not sure what magazine this is, but who cares, it's Ashley Greene. Honestly, I'm not even sure if she'll ever be in another movie after Twilight. In fact, I'm not even sure if she can act, because I black out from furious self gratification every time her face hits the silver screen. She's has that angular look that's like a sexier, less pedophilic Natalie Portman. An outbreak of cholera in the theater couldn't keep me from that movie that desperate lonely and depressed women in search of a man they'll never find love.