Tuesday, July 27, 2010

What light through yonder window breaks...






Kelly Brook is the sun. She couldn't be hotter if someone poured cayenne pepper on her and lit her on fire. It's taken her about 8 years and one Billy Zane relationship to become relevant, at least to everyone but me. I think this might be her year. Kelly is starring in Piranha 3-D coming soon to theaters. It's gonna be a horrific movie, but because it's 3-D, has tons of naked chicks that look like this, it will be a cult following hit. It's practically impossible for a woman to be more attractive than this. Honestly, I thought about the possibilities for 10 seconds, but then I passed out and woke up in a puddle of my own urine, so I won't try that again.

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