Im in love with a seven foot blue monster

Avatar has been out like thirty minutes and has already made like a trillion dollars, but if you ask me, which you didn't, I think it sucks. It's simply the Liberal's mantra. If you don't hate America yet, three hours of 3-D with James Cameron will make you. If you refuse to see the anti-american sentiment, you'd be blind to miss the cliched "white guilt" that's been portrayed so effectively in movies throughout cinema i.e. Dances with Wolves, Amistad, Roots, etc. I know one thing that Avatar brought to my attention and for that, I am ever thankful. Zoe Saldana makes my heart go pitty pat. Even as a seven foot blue creature with a tail, I secretly wanted to make babies with her. This will be the break out star of 2010 and I couldn't be happier. In a time where Hollywood tries to force feed talentless, annoying, self indulgent pieces of uselessness, Zoe flies in to suspend my disbelief. I can't name many redeeming qualities of Avatar, but I can name her. (Whispering) Zoe (making phone gesture) call me.

James Cameron metaphorically hates America

Today, while wearing dorky 3-D glasses, I watched three hours of the best CGI animation ever created. Aside from that though, there's not too much to report about Avatar. The plot essentially parallels James Cameron's contempt for America's foreign policy. The audience is coerced into cheering for the demise and destruction of US troops as they're portrayed as attacking innocent indigenous people. This movie will set records, but only because it's uniquely delivered. The screenplay is anything but, while character development is weak. If you like movies that send political messages, this is your film. If you're too stupid to know when movies send political messages, this is also your film. Because Hollywood idolizes liberalism and anti-American messages, you're gonna see rave reviews of this movie, but trust me, you're not missing much.