UNBEWEAVEABLE

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Other than having a bit of a headache, a Kansas City woman was uninjured after a bullet fired at her ended up tangled in her hair weave. Police said the 20-year-old woman was in a convenience store parking lot late Wednesday when a man flagged her down and told her that her ex-boyfriend still loved her.

She replied, "Well I dont love him," then heard gunshots. She said she looked behind the vehicle and saw her ex-boyfriend firing a handgun at her. She stomped her accelerator and fled, then turned into another parking lot and called police.

She told officers she recently had ended an eight-month relationship with the suspect.

Police arrested the ex-boyfriend and his friend in a car.

Seriously, I think it's better for this one if I just don't leave commentary. There's more than enough to amuse yourself.

Beyonce the Kleptomaniac strikes again...

This talentless wonder has stolen another song from an indpendent artist and claimed writing credit. Her writing contribution apparently consists of simply changing the title of the song from "Smack Into You" to "Smash Into You." That's genius creativity. If someone offered me free backstage passes to her concert, I'd pass on them to participate in the 1st annual crush my nuts contest.

Here is proof that she has no talent including her horrific singing and her propensity to steal.

Jon McLaughlin


Beyonce giant legs

I dare you...

I tried watching this video, but my violent vomiting and life threatening dysentery prevented me from seeing the completion. I have tried to think of things more revolting than this video, but when this video trumped necrophelia, self castration and a committed relationship with Paris Hilton, I gave up. If you can watch this entire video without the aforementioned results, I'll send you a signed picture.

Beyonce Has Bigger Legs Than I Do.

There is really nothing I can say positive about this woman. In fact, with all sarcasm and hyperbole aside, I would rather nail my privates to a board while I practice self immolation, than be subjected to this God forsaken commercial one more time. I sat here for thirty minutes trying to think of one thing that could be more ridiculous or appalling than her Direct TV upgrading proposal, but I'm still at a loss for words. The fact that she's rich and I'm not, makes me think God is making a stand up comedy routine of my life. I'm not laughing.