MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

This is my tribute to British hottie Kelly Brook. Since she announced her pregnancy last week, I am here to read her last rights of hotness...

If there's one thing that a woman has that can ensure her youth in a cruel world where men age more gracefully, it's long hair. It...

Nothing on earth, besides Beyonce, Tyra Banks, Sean Hannity, and Meryl Streep, annoys me more than Maxim magazine. Actually, it's any m...

I'm not sure what it is about England, but they just seem to turn out hot women like Taliban turn out terrorists. These days, when I se...

Being able to call Kelly Brook your girlfriend must be the equivalent of having a golden penis that prints money and ages you backwards. Se...

Sometimes when genes come together, there's magic. This is one of those times. Kelly Brook is so sexy she'll blow your face off. ...

Over the weekend, Kelly Brook was photographed sending me a pix message. I have begged her to stop this nonsense since she has no shot at w...

Many of you that don't obsess, hanker, and thirst for female celebrities like I do, might not know Kelly Brook. Too bad for you is all ...