Showing posts with label Megan Fox. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Megan Fox. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Megan Fox lights box office on fire...

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Megan Fox couldn't sell kiddie porn to Michael Jackson. Everything she touches turns to FAIL. She's ignorant, arrogant, talentless...
Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Do you see the resemblance?

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After the recent performance of the disaster that was Jennifer's Body, it seems Megan Fox's arrogant ass may have been rightfully hu...
Monday, September 28, 2009

This evening I was watching the tele...

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I'm not sure what it is about England, but they just seem to turn out hot women like Taliban turn out terrorists. These days, when I se...
Monday, August 31, 2009

I'd rather have the Swine Flu

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I haven't been subtle about how much I loathe this stupid broad. Mark my words, her career won't last more than 3 years. There...
Wednesday, July 8, 2009

OMG...please stop with your nonsense

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Megan, despite your best efforts to be sexy, bisexual, and Angelina Jolie, you really have fooled Hollywood enough by now so that you don...
Monday, June 29, 2009

Megan Fox...tick tick tick. That's your 15 minutes slowly ticking away.

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Isabel Lucas is the new "Megan Fox" in Transformers 2. But when I say she's the new Megan Fox, I mean that she's the unhe...
Friday, June 12, 2009

We get it...you're awesome.

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In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Mgean Fox, once again fails to speak with one speck of diffidence. EW: Do you think you're g...
Thursday, June 4, 2009

Denise, Orange you the girl from Wild Things?

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People in Hollyweird are so useless to humankind that it hurts my soul. I swear, if you're a girl with fake cans, a pretty face, and yo...

How you doin'?

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If you're dead to me, then you probably haven't seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall. If you have seen that masterpiece of American comed...
Tuesday, June 2, 2009

I rest my case pt. 3

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I could try to pad this picture with witty commentary, but since every other blog in North America is completely infatuated with this chick,...
Monday, June 1, 2009

I rest my case pt. 2

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If anyone wants to try to convince me that this is the best Hollywood has to offer, I will gladly give you directions to my house so you can...
Thursday, May 28, 2009

Megan Average

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I pretty much rest my case. If this is the hottest girl in Hollywood, I surrender my testes. Forever. No Joke.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Olivia Wilde makes me smile.

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I have to say that I've been talking about Olivia Wilde for months...long before that pitiful excuse for a Men's magazine named her ...
Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Enough is enough...stop with the humility

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Here's Megan Fox at a Lakers game several years back. She's really not that hot people. Seriously...look again. It seems like ever...
Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Somebody has a murderer's thumb.

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It seems Megan Fox is a rare autosomal dominant genetic anomally...and no, it's not her breasts. Despite everyone's complete and to...
Monday, January 12, 2009

I dont get it...seriously, I don't.

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Am I the only guy in the world that doesn't buy into the hoopla surrounding Megan Fox? Sure, I agree she has an amazing body. She'...