AIG Execs Give the Middle Finger to the American Taxpayers...Again

In an attempt to be complete jackasses, execs for AIG were discovered visiting an elite resort in Phoenix last week just one day after asking for another 85 Billion and promising the lenders (me and you), and congress that they wouldn't spend any more money on weekends like this. Apparently, they had attempted to keep their soiree a secret from those rascals in the press by forbidding anyone at the resort from even uttering the word/letters AIG. Their plan would've worked if it weren't for those pesky kids and that dog. Scooby Dooby Doo...oh also pissed off, dead broke taxpayers.