Showing posts with label adriana lima. Show all posts
Showing posts with label adriana lima. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Happy Birthday, My love...

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Today is the 4 month 28th day anniversary of my soul mate's 28th year. Some people laugh at me when I celebrate such arbitrary dates th...
Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Adriana Lima is full of lies lies lies

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Reports today reveal that Adriana Lima is pregnant. In a related story, today I was quoted in the press saying, "She told me she was o...
Monday, May 18, 2009

Bet you can't guess the one who's never been laid...

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I first saw this picture 3 hours 41 minutes 13 seconds ago, yet this is the first moment that I've been able to peel my eyes away to com...
Thursday, March 5, 2009

Models have interrupted my Chi and ruined any chances for Feng Shui

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I know Marisa Miller is attractive, but she is no Christie Brinkley. And by that, I mean, Christie Brinkley is like 50-something and smokin...
Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Im officially in mourning...

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Fox News Reports, Most NBA stars could have any woman they want, but Marko Jaric had to go and take Adriana Lima from single men everywhere....
Thursday, December 4, 2008

Victoria is simply taunting me now...

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Last night I forgot all about our country's economic crisis. For one hour, I thought of nothing except for how tired my legs were from ...
Monday, November 17, 2008

Secretly Victoria and God Plan My Untimely Demise...

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If I were to be within 300 miles of this location when this photo was taken, I'm more than 100% sure I would spontaneously combust and b...
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