This seems vaguely familiar.

While sadly there are many things about this commercial that parallel my life, there are a few things that couldn't be more inaccurate. Like for instance, I've never been driven in a cab by a non Muslim. They almost always either immigrated from Somalia, Kenya, or Morroco. Also, more specifically, I certainly have never been driven in a cab by celebrity, William Shatner. It would be cool though. And last but not least, despite how much fun I think I am, my cabbies hate it when I reach for the radio and eject the tape of Middle Eastern flutes and and harps and change it to loud 1980's Biz Markie.