Like a moth to the flame...

Nothing she or you can do will prevent you from completely loving this chick. Honestly, this is the most charming beautiful celebrity in the history of the world. I would pay 2,000,000 dollars, give both my testicles to charity, and kick a dog all for a chance to be hungry for pizza this particular day in Santa Monica. I'm warning you that if you don't have time to watch the whole video, don't start it because once you do, it's completely impossible to turn away. Honest.

I'm sooooo scared...[enter sarcasm]

I'm not sure the motivation for Rihanna getting gun tattoos, but allowing yourself to be bitten and having your head shoved into the passenger side window certainly doesn't reveal someone that is gangsta or strapped with a gat. This just seems like an attempt to convince yourself that you're not stupid enough to be a battered woman. I felt bad for her when this story initially broke, but now, she just seems like every other celebrity on earth. Shockingly immature, self entitled, pretentious, barely high school educated, and notoriously succeptible to making horrific life decisions...that's celebrity in a nut shell.