Los Angeles Jaguars?

Maybe I'm alone in this, but this weekend captivated me in regard to the NFL. Dallas puts a second smackdown on the overrated Eagles. A team that only beat one team with a winning record (Falcons without Ryan). Romo's monkey is off his back... for now at least. Also, Kurt Warner put on a clinic at the QB position. He had more touchdowns than incomplete passes and near perfect QB rating and he still almost lost. Green Bay have themselves a franchise QB that is young and great. Of all the teams left in the NFC, there are a list of superstar QB's left:

Romo
Warner
Brees
Farve

If that list bad asses can't sell TV ads, nothing can. Speaking of selling things...Jacksonville can't. They can't sell tickets because it's simply not an NFL town. They also have a horrendous product on the field. The front office have consistently taken the draft picks, covered their eyes with blindfolds, and picked wildly. They have a huge stadium they can't fill despite covering seats, except for the last Saturday in October, then it's standing room only with all seats open(GA/FL NCAA). It has been known by everyone with a clue that Jax cannot keep that team. Los Angeles is building a huge stadium, and with absolute certainty, will steal this team away from the apathetic Jaguar fans. It's so sad, most fans people of Jacksonville won't even realize. This is where the story gets ironic though. Since the resignation of Pete Carroll, there seems to be an open position in Southern California. Since Jack Del Rio probably won't keep his job and even if he does, he will almost certainly jump at the chance to coach his Alma mater in his home state. After all, I'd rather be homeless in Southern California than be the head coach for the Jacksonville Jaguars. USC has fielded at least two teams in the last decade that had more talent than the teams the JAGS front office has drafted. Del Rio would be a fool to pass this up and trust me, he won't.

Clock is ticking for LA's NFL team...formerly known as the Jacksonville Jaguars

If you were to own an NFL franchise and your number 1 goal, above all else, was to embarrasss yourself by wasting first round picks by drafting physical ineptitude, players with no moral compasses unless it points them to drugs, make a habit of highly overpaying underrated unproven players, release great physical defensive players, and therefore, ultimately run a once intimidating and decent team in to the ground, then you would be the owner and/or GM of the Jacksonville Jaguars. The only way I can describe these new jerseys that are supposed to re-establish identity, would be to imagine going to the movies and instead of eating all day, you just drink like three of the huge blue raspberry ICEES. Then out in the parking lot, plagued by nausea, you vomit it all up on the ground and say, "Wow...wouldn't it be awesome if our jerseys looked like this?" Well...congrats cause they do, but it's far from awesome. The mystery moron that decided the teal jerseys are trumping the intimidating black jerseys, has obviously lost his marbles because nothing screams I'm a soft, fun loving pet jaguar like teal. New studies show in fact, with statistical significance, that teal is just below mauve and magenta for least intimidating color among homosexual men.