Diora Baird is .0002% from Perfect

When I look at Diora Baird, first of all, I can't look away. She's so hot it gives me chest pains. Hotness like this in Hollywood confuses the hell out of me. There's absolutely no reason she's not every movie made with hot chicks. Can you imagine how bad of an actor you must be to be this hot, yet you're only known as the GUESS GIRL, or the girl that falls naked on the bed in Wedding Crashers with 2 seconds of screen time? In Hollywood, where beautiful bad actors are as plentiful as adopted African children and speed balls, it must be hard to make yourself unfamous when you look this good. Take Megan Fox for instance. She makes me embarrassed for her every time she opens her mouth, yet she headlines major blockbuster films, so where does that leave Diora? Diora's in a tough spot. It must be an incredible burden to bear. She should call me tonight. After I take off all this make up and fish net stockings, I could really show her a good time.

Rachel McSmokin'

Seriously, this is without a doubt one the most underrated, classiest, talented, most beautiful actresses in Hollywood. You never see her in the tabloids drunk and humiliating herself. She always seems to choose solid roles that don't overexpose, yet do just enough to keep her star burning bright. Here she is on the red carpet doing what she does best...reminding me what I closed the book on. Yes, there was once a day where I thought we had a future, but as everyone knows, when you don't grow together, you grow apart. I was in a bad spot and despite an erotic and animalistic sexual chemistry, I simply couldn't surrender to her copious emotional demands. It was always I need more, give me more, love me more, blah blah blah. "Rachel, our love is dead, as I am dead. Marry another." (Legends of the Fall)