There's a Stalker In Our Midst...

Ok. Who in the @%#& is Delta Goodrem and why won't she stop calling me? Seriously, Delta, I know you're waiting at your computer repeatedly hitting the refresh key, but can't you see, I'm not interested. You've got your whole life ahead of you. I know I'm Mr. Right, but you'll find another sexy, perfect, charming, charasmatic soul mate. You're a go-getter. You've got to stop this self destructive behavior and go on with your life. I will only break your heart.