MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

I'm no paragon, but I can assure you my shoes don't sneeze cocaine. Seriously, can't cops do something about this? I get pulle...

In the most obvious non-news story of the year, Ricky Martin comes out of the closet he wasn't hiding in. I don't know much about b...

Amidst a profusion of careless movie productions and 9th grade screenplays, Remember Me hit me like a breath of fresh, gloomy grieving air. ...

Leftist Lawmakers ignored America and forced a gigantic Health Care Reform Bill through the House that will strangle and burden our country ...

If you find yourself saying, "I don't get this healthcare bill thingy," this video is for you. Also, you should read more bec...

Sadly, I have seen both installments of Twilight. I couldn't follow the plot, mainly because I was the only person in the theater over ...

If you've been wondering, I've actually been too sad to respond the last few days. Nothing since the Revolutionary War has been a b...

Since the devastating healthcare bill will pass Sunday, I took the liberty, ironically, of writing the new preamble for our Constitution. S...

Possible HIV carrier, self proclaimed badass, Jesse James is a moron. His mistress, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, is a 30 cent slut...

Finally someone has the cojones to ask the Almighty President tough questions. And to no one's surprise, Obama can hardly answer a sin...

Walgreens is the first business to stop accepting Medicaid due to government mismanagement and poor reimbursements. A surgeon friend of min...

ATLANTA -- A state lawmaker is sponsoring a bill that would require random yearly drug testing for Georgia welfare recipients and those rece...

Donna Simpson, believe it or not, no relationship to Jessica Simpson, is a fat ass. Not only is she like 6 lbs heavier than that Precious s...

A two-car crash on a Florida highway was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini area while in the driver's seat, accor...

Floridians shouldn't surprise anyone that's spent any time in any town in the Sunshine State. You can't control these trashy re...

I hesitated making a comment about this train wreck, but because I loved almost every movie he made in the 80's, I thought I'd at le...

Cameron Diaz should thank her lucky stars. She's basically fooled Hollywood into thinking she's gorgeous, making her living off bei...

In case there was any confusion, there is a direct relationship between penises one is exposed to and looking like death. This is basically...

Seriously, I have barely heard anything about this comment. If someone right of left had said this it would be on the front page of the NYT...

This is how I know Hollywood, in general, sucks right now. Movies, as evidence last night, are awful. There is simply no star power anymor...