MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Monday, May 31, 2010

Reasons South African World Cup will be a disaster.

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1. Muslims. Islamic extremists will be frothing at their mouths with so many infidels gathered in such close quarters. Obviously, South Af...
Sunday, May 30, 2010

It was just a matter of time...

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About three years ago, Tom Cruise lost his mind on Oprah's couch. It was almost career suicide. Almost. Well he's back. Tom Crui...
Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Steve Blake, I mean Robby Bostain, wins a championship

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Robby Bostain, the taller, less predatory less lion-like brother of Chris Bostain, I think, according to the video at least, won a champions...

Less fortunate?

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Please someone, tell me what less fortunate means.

Great pick...for a Socialist.

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In a June 2009 interview in Biotechnology Healthcare, Berwick was asked: "Critics of CER (Comparative Effectiveness Research) have said...
Monday, May 24, 2010

How you know God has a sense of humor...

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Audrina Patridge is just one of the many chicks that defy the laws of celebrity. She has no talent, she basically has no job, and she is an...

Can it really keep getting better...

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This cat was sent to the clink for child molestation and being in the country illegally. Don't let the democrats hear about this one th...
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People Never Cease to Amaze Me...

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MAY 19--Meet Joshua Dawson. The Arkansas man, 24, last week allegedly arranged what he thought was going to be a sexual liaison with a 13-ye...
Thursday, May 20, 2010

May 20th is Draw Muhammad day!!!

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Don't draw Muhammad because some 20 something middle class middle eastern man will track you down and do his best to kill you...but don...
Wednesday, May 19, 2010

14:57, 14:58, 14:59, DING!

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Like I've been saying for at least a year, Megan Fox's insufferable behavior has finally been reigned in by someone. When I say rei...

Kelly Brook caught deciding whether my face is an adequate seat for her

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I'm not sure what it is, but British women are so hot they'll make you sacrifice babies. I guess Elizabeth Hurley led the way in th...

You're hot...wait, who are you again?

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Amanda Seyfried has been in big movies for a while now. I just realized like three weeks ago, she was in Mean Girls. I mean, that was made...
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Thursday, May 13, 2010

My life is complete.

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Starlight Entertainment has hit the home run of home runs by hiring this guy. I would bet three grand he's either from the Jersey Shore...

He's better than anyone on AI right now.

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If this kid is even interested, he'll get more ass than a toilet seat.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Maxim Magazine has their finger on the pulse of the American Man.

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Nothing on earth, besides Beyonce, Tyra Banks, Sean Hannity, and Meryl Streep, annoys me more than Maxim magazine. Actually, it's any m...
Monday, May 10, 2010

Somebody been eatin' deep fried pasta cake

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In 2007, Elisha Cuthbert played a porn star in Girl Next Door, where she moves in next door to a dorky high school kid and falls in love wit...
Saturday, May 8, 2010

Jennifer Anniston is an effortless beauty

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Jennifer Anniston should wake up every day and thank her lucky stars that Brad Pitt got drunk one night and decided to love her. If it were...

Ch...Ch...Ch...Chia

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Socialite, make-believe actor, and notorious butter-face, Audrina Patridge, has finally realized her stock should be shorted and has settled...
Friday, May 7, 2010

Am I the only one that doesn't get it...?

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First if all, I have no effing clue who Christina Hendricks is...seriously. Second of all, if she was some smoking hot girl, I wouldn't ...
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Blake Lively is kinda pretty...and by kinda...I mean VERY.

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If you wake up everyday and stare into the mirror and looking back at you is someone on the Hills, pretending to be famous, your life sucks....
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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