Friday, June 25, 2010

Emmy Rossum is a Hollywood enigma...

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Granted, I barely even know who Emmy Rossum is. All I know is that she played Christine in the horrible screen adaptation of Phantom of the...

Not eating meat doesn't make you cooler, it just makes you anemic and pass out more

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I'm not sure what it is about vegetarians that I hate. I think it's just their obnoxiousness, or maybe it's just their overall ...
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Tom Cruise's couch jumping days are over...Knight and Day will be a big hit.

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Some people on this Earth just have "it". I hate to say it. It actually pains me to say it, but Tom Cruise is one of those guys....
Thursday, June 24, 2010

Hung like a...

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Byron Christopher Jordan was apparently caught in the act Tuesday morning by the owner of the horses, who called Covington police. Jordan wa...
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Megan Fox lights box office on fire...

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Megan Fox couldn't sell kiddie porn to Michael Jackson. Everything she touches turns to FAIL. She's ignorant, arrogant, talentless...

The Rape Axe name seems applicable...

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South Africa plays host to this year's World Cup. Aside from that though, South African men enjoy being rapist. In fact, a study by In...
Monday, June 21, 2010

Isn't Emo trying not to be like somebody, being like somebody?

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Emo and goth kids are effing dumbasses. Look we know you're so hard. Ohhh....so scary with that chain attached to your wallet holding ...
Friday, June 18, 2010

Megan Fox is box office poison Part 2

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Megan Fox sucks so bad that despite her alleged Jolie "rip-off" good looks, she can't sell a movie to save her life. It's...
Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Finally, I have the perfect tribute to US soccer.

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I've been trying to think of a perfect tribute to the US soccer team for their mediocre, but sufficient performance against England in S...
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psst...call me.

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Here is Ashley Greene doing what she does best...punishing me with her undeniable sexiness. I'm not sure what magazine this is, but who...

This is an amazing opportunity for stupid white people...

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Los Angeles is now offering LA Gang Tours. This is the one chance uncool white people get to see how their favorite rap artists grew up. T...
Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Biggest badass ever.

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An ailing American on a solo mission to kill Usama bin Laden was going for his "last hurrah" when he flew to Pakistan to hunt the ...
Monday, June 7, 2010

I'm not even sure this is human.

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Keeping with the theme of being a week late, Erin Andrews, of Dancing with the Stars, twittered a picture of her spray tanned feet. Look, I...

Kelly Brook fulfills my fantasies...

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Despite this coming about a week late, Kelly Brook announced that she wanted to take her clothes off for me Playboy for 500,000 dollars. Ma...

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Mommie!!!!!!!

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Someone the press is calling 23 year old Lindsay Lohan, showed up at the MTV awards last night to scare the shit out of everyone. If this g...
Thursday, June 3, 2010

Ken Griffey Jr Retires

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Ken Griffey JR Tribute Welcome Back - The best video clips are right here Ken Griffey Jr is without question, the most gifted baseball pla...

Living Miami = Loco

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Miami must be a really liberal place. Don't get me wrong, I love Miami. I've been to South Beach. I've been to the Delano. I...
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It's also not nice to murder people...

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Right now 11:05pm EST, this worthless piece of sh!t is running for his life somewhere in South America. The only way true justice could com...
Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Can't say I didn't tell you so...

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Megan Fox was photographed over the weekend in Hawaii. Let's just say, I know now why she relies on photoshop. I'm not sayin' ...
Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Happy Birthday, My Love...

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"Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again." Heidi Klum turned 37 today and boy has it been diff...