MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Monday, August 30, 2010

This I get...crystal clear.

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Say what you want, which can't be anything but DAMN!, Heidi Klum makes me sin. Just when I'm ready to start my search for the hotte...

I just don't get it...

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Christina Hendricks, of the Mad-Men-cult-following-fame, showed up to the Emmy's last night leaving people wondering why in the hell she...
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Sunday, August 29, 2010

Finally.

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I'm back in action. I know internet seems like it's something readily accessible; however, you'd be surprised with the ineptitu...
Tuesday, August 17, 2010

I'm conflicted...

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September 11 left lower Manhattan simmering in a diaphanous fog of hatred and intolerance. It left the remnants of nearly 3,000 people and ...
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Jacksonville is stupid.

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JACKSONVILLE, Fla.-- Jacksonville is the second most uneducated city out of 52 major cities in the U.S. per square mile, according to a rece...

Oh thank you so much Antoine Dodson

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Since Comcast has been determined to bend me over for the last two plus weeks, I haven't been able to comment on this amazing piece of n...

My apology to my sister and my other two readers for my absence.

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This may be hard to believe, but despite being on the cusp of an AIDS vaccine, over forty years of men walking on the moon, and handheld int...
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Thursday, July 29, 2010

God I love models.

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I opened these pictures of Irina Shayk and had a panic attack. I think I might have an aneurysm. Holy crap this chick is hot. I bet sex w...

So which is it, Mr President?

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Something (translation) you tells me that you know exactly who Snooki from the Jersey Shore is. I do admit that if he had said he knew her ...

Snooki is wider than she is tall

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In a new interview with People, Snooki reveals why she wouldn’t wear a bikini during the filming of Jersey Shore Season 2. “I would rather w...
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Massive Government expansion, check. Financial ruin, check. Ruin Health Care, check. The View, Check.

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I'm gonna guess Nov 2012 doesn't go quite like 2008, Mr President. In the worst rating plunge in the history of the Oval Office, Pr...
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

What light through yonder window breaks...

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Kelly Brook is the sun. She couldn't be hotter if someone poured cayenne pepper on her and lit her on fire. It's taken her about 8...
Friday, July 23, 2010

Ashley Greene prepares for power lifting competition...

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I don't know what the hell is going on this chick's shoulders, but apparently she's stacking more roids than Barry Bonds. I loo...
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

From Britney to our demise...

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Forbes Magazine just released their top ten musician earners. This list almost drove me into the deepest crevices of depression. U2 was nu...

Damn she's fine.

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Angelina Jolie showed up to her SALT premiere looking finer than frog hair. While Jolie lit the red carpet on fire, Jennifer Aniston celebr...
Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Your waist is small and your curves are kicking...and I'm thinking bout sticking.

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Kim Karblahblahblah was in Miami with her sister over the weekend. She was photographed in her bikini creating a firestorm of chatter in the...

Visit my friend's website...

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Dr Todd Smith, whom I met at this pool in Cabo San Lucas in 2007, is a brilliant photographer. More than that though, he's an awesome p...
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Saturday, July 17, 2010

Can your belly button tell a story?

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WASHINGTON (AFP) – Scientists have found the reason why blacks dominate on the running track and whites in the swimming pool: it's in th...
Friday, July 16, 2010

The leads are weak...you're weak!

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If anyone hears about the movie, Glenglarry Glen Ross, about how compelling it is, about how amazing the dialogue spoken by true legends of ...

What's in the box...What's in the box!!!

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Sometime during the summer of 1990, when Gwyneth Paltrow was on the set of Prince of Tides, walking the streets of Beaufort South Carolina, ...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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