MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Florida...where class is forgotten.

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Police say 29-year-old Jessi Clark, pictured left, was in the passenger seat of a car when officers pulled it over Wednesday night. Accordin...
Thursday, December 16, 2010

Minka Kelly keeps trying.

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Last night Minka Kelly was walking the red carpet for something and looking ridiculously hot doing it. As she made her way down the red carp...

Porn Stache...check.

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The world of sports and porn have seen their share of awesome staches, but none can rival this gem. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is th...
Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Will Ferrell = Comedic Genius

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David Bowie (Will Ferrell) visits Bing Crosby (John C. Reilly) during the holidays to sing a duet of two Christmas classics, Peace on Earth ...
Tuesday, December 14, 2010

I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin.

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Today, reps of Ryan Reynolds and Scar-Jo annouced that the couple has been separated, living separately, and are divorcing. “After long and ...
Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Hollywood Sucks: Reason # 4,554

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Yes, I know this video is like three years old, but of course, I have been thinking about how bad Hollywood sucks. The language is very NSW...

Only Californians could screw something up so magical...

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Urban legend tells of a "Big One" that would crack along the San Andreas fault sending California floating off into the ocean. Fi...

Wikileak is a threat to national security and a much needed vitamin for our democracy

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"Information is the currency of democracy" -Thomas Jefferson This might put me on the watch list, but when it comes to patriotism ...
Thursday, December 2, 2010

You know you're a rocket when...

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I've been smitten by Natlie Portman since like 1996 when a semi-pedo Bear, Timothy Hutton, was watching his life unravel over the trauma...
Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Sorry for the Holiday Hiatus...

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I wanted to blog over the Thanksgiving weekend, but honestly, my electrolyte levels were dangerously low and my hands shook too badly as my ...
Tuesday, November 23, 2010

It's not too late, Taylor, please apologize.

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It's taken me a few days to regain my hearing after the howling pack of wolves a.k.a. singers/entertainers took the stage at the AMA...

Sean Penn tears up the AMA's

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I can't imagine the 3 people, besides Taylor Swift's mom, that actually watched the AMA's could've thought this was entertai...

Guard it with your life...

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If there's one thing that a woman has that can ensure her youth in a cruel world where men age more gracefully, it's long hair. It...
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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Wait a doggone second...they're what?

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Surely you're pulling my leg. The sitch and the 16 and Pregnant poster child were chosen by Candies as the spokespeople for their absti...
Tuesday, November 16, 2010

I admit, I'm strangely interested.

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We were really concerned with the Y2K the last time I dreamed about making the sex with Gwyneth Paltrow. Specifically, it was right after I...
Sunday, November 14, 2010

Luckiest redneck in the world.

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Antique Roadshow Record Item - Watch more Funny Videos Antique Road Show is about as entertaining as a botched circumcision, but on this ep...
Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Liberal economics 101

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You're angry because you want your higher level education to cost less. Since the government already subsidizes your education, pays fo...
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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

MadTV was a sort of ahead of the curve...

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Mad TV IPAD - Free videos are just a click away In 2006, MadTV predicted the APPLE IPAD, sort of. For no other reason than I just got one ...

Team Coco, I guess.

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Conan O'Brien debuted his show last night on TBS to fantastic ratings. In fact, he beat out Letterman and Leno. To be frank, I couldn...

Can it be? Kayne West > Kim Zolciak

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The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak Tries To Sing Uploaded by TheDlisted . - Watch feature films and entire TV shows. When I said Ka...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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