Thursday, March 24, 2011

Greatest story ever...trust me on this one.

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A Pennsylvania woman who crashed her car after burglarizing a local inn had a sizable stash of drugs and cash hidden in her vagina. Accordin...

Instructions on how to murder hotness.

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+ + = This is what happens when Sport Illustrated Swimsuit cover models lose their minds and succumb to a raging sea of estrogen and ubercon...
Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Something tells me Denver might be guilty

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Guilty Dog - Watch more Funny Videos If you can watch this video and not want to adopt Denver, you're a Communist. Also, if you're...
Tuesday, March 22, 2011

1,2,3, one, 1,2,3, two.

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I've been working hard on my abs to no avail. That's why, witht he help of some engineer friends of mine, I think I've created ...

Kelly, I thought we agreed to keep this quiet.

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This is my tribute to British hottie Kelly Brook. Since she announced her pregnancy last week, I am here to read her last rights of hotness...
Monday, March 21, 2011

White people and their decks...

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Granted, these all may be stereotypes, but as you all know, there's some level of truth to all stereotypes. That said, if you're lo...
Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Holy Hell. Cover your eyes!

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For those of you with no clue what good music is, or those born after 1990, then you know this wildebeest looking creature is Ke$ha. For th...

We're a long way from 1995.

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To think this chick occupied exactly 41.7% of my fantasies when I was in high school makes me cringe with shame and disgust. I'm not be...

The High School Musicals are my favorite movies.

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This picture is exactly like that music you hear while you're getting a massage. You know, that Japanese soothing music loaded with flu...

Finally someone is taking full advantage of being royalty

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For years I've always wondered why the Royal family is so unattractive. I guess it could be because they inbreed like rednecks in rural...

WTF is this?

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Either Emmitt "Doc" Brown from Back to the Future is a grandfather and Maryland Tarrapin fan, or Maryland needs to reevaluate thei...

My New Idol.

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J. Wilson is a home brewer, beer blogger and editor of the weekly Adams County Free Press newspaper. The married father of two, who describe...
Thursday, March 10, 2011

There's trying too hard and then there's Britney Spears

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It's so damn confusing. It just seems one day Britney is huge, like she's been eating Krispy Kream milkshakes. Then, the next day ...

Yeah, sure, clean and sober.

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This is like the 2011 version of Vincent Van Gough. This is a picture of a man that has obviously lost his mind. Couple insanity with a ra...

Life Lessons

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If you're staring at this picture and you find yourself uninterested, stop trying to be straight because you're not. No, seriously,...

Yes please...

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I've been critical of Vicky's new Angels since the originals were demoted, but this, me oh my! Lily Aldridge is jumping out to a hu...

Sexual Evolution: The Human Male

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Humans and chimpanzees share more than 97% of DNA, but there are some fairly obvious differences in appearance, behavior and intellect. Now,...
Wednesday, March 2, 2011

She makes me stutter like Brad Womack.

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Regardless of what you believe, this is one of our little "games" of love and seduction when we're out to dinner ala Sharon St...

Charlie Sheen might just be a genius.

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Charlie Sheen opened a Twitter account today. He already has over 400,000 friends. he also did another interview tonight where he burned h...
Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Now this is a smokeshow.

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Tonight I watched House M.D. and I'm still pissed that I can't get a once-a-week fix of Olivia Wilde anymore. Instead, they replace...