MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Greatest Generation: 67 years ago

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On June 6, as our service men and women are scattered throughout the world defending the freedoms of the greatest nation civilization has ev...
Sunday, May 22, 2011

Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish.

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I found this today as I was perusing the internet. I can't remember when I've read something more profoundly inspiring than this co...
Thursday, May 19, 2011

I'm not sure I believe this, I just don't see the similarities.

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Arnold is undoubtedly having a rough week, but we shouldn't be so quick to jump to conclusions. Maybe this kid isn't his. When this ...
Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Angelina Jolie > Jennifer Anniston in every way...yes, that way too.

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I'm not sure what Jennfier Anniston has been doing, besides sticking pins in the voo-doo dolls of the Pitt-Jolie family, or Sharpie(ing)...

Leo, you S.O.B.

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A couple of weeks ago, when average Americans, and Seal Team Six, were busy relishing in the death of the world's most evil man, Leonard...
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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Such an emotional dichotomy for me here...

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Osama Bin laden is dead. Ironically, I type those words with mixed emotions. Don't get me wrong, he deserved to die, but who am I to mak...
Monday, April 25, 2011

Best Story of the Year Part Deux .

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LODI, Calif. -- Lodi police arrested Shawn Batie, 42, at 9:41 p.m. on Friday night after they said he was found under the influence of metha...

Baseball is America's Game...

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Thirty-five years ago today, on April 25, 1976, the Chicago Cubs took the field to play the Los Angeles Dodgers at Dodger Stadium. During th...

America is doomed.

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When Los Angeles County Sheriff's homicide investigator Kevin Lloyd was routinely looking through snapshots of tattooed gang members, h...

You gotta be kidding me.

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Reporter Looks Like Police Sketch Of Rapist - Watch more Funny Videos The reporter looks only a little like the perp in question, but hones...
Sunday, April 24, 2011

Greatest resume of all time.

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I'll be honest, if I'm hiring a guy to work in a restaurant, I couldn't, in a million years expect a more qualified, more bad as...

I just wouldn't classify Nigeria as forward thinking.

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Africa is such an enigma of cultural evolution and civilization. People have inhabited that continent, populating the fertile crescent sinc...
Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Tornados love Fast Food too?

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Tornado Steals Guy's Hamburger - Watch more Funny Videos Eric Hubbard is like a magician. Instead of the tornado taking him away tumbl...
Monday, April 18, 2011

Greatest Professor Ever.

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This email was submitted to BroBible.com. I now want to re-enroll in college and take this professors class right now. Hope you enjoy this ...

The Balk for Jerry's Kids.

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Justin Verlander apparently had a sezuire while making one of the most unathletic moves in the history of sports. Pitching to the A's D...
Thursday, April 14, 2011

Speaking of skinny chicks...oh wait nevermind.

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Scarlett Johansson went jogging with her walking cadaver of a boyfriend, Sean Penn, and many of the blogs erupted with rumors she was pregge...

The highlight of swimsuit season.

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Either Marisa Miller is the result of millions of years of flawless evolution, or she has spent her entire adult life hungry. Her loss is m...

Derek Jeter is the anti-Christ

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Minka Kelly must have been kissed by Aphrodite. Is there another way a girl could be this beautiful. Actually, you know what, there is ano...

Effortless grace and beauty...oh, let's not forget "curvy"

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If you're the star on a show critics like, on a network no one watches, surely you could get your bunion removed so your big toe doesn...
Monday, April 11, 2011

"I'm shocked by this"-- most common statement heard by no one

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A Florida man got in a shootout with a SWAT robot while wearing nothing but his birthday suit. The suspect’s dog was the only onlooker as th...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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