Pastor Ricky Bobby delivers prayer before Nascar event.

Who am i to know what God endorses and what he doesn't, but I really really hope, considering all the death and destruction in the world, this prayer for racecar fuel and tires is way down the list.

Part 2 of the most influential photos ever captured.

I got a lot of feedback on the last post with all the photos. I pulled a few more. Considering the barbaric nature of these photos, it's hard to imagine these events took place within the last 100 years.























American Heroism
































Gettysburg






Holocaust Atrocities


Nuremberg 1934

The gay guys at GQ finally get one right.

I have to assume the editors of Maxim and GQ and Esquire etc are gay because they almost always have zero clue what a heterosexual man desires. Whether it's Chrstina Hendricks wrapped up in three miles of velvet, rolling around on a bed like a bleeding albino elephant, or telling us how fashionable skinny jeans are for dudes, they couldn't hit the ocean standing on the beach. It's embarassing really. Regardless for the criticism, this here is a job well done. If I had to guess, I would think the best parts of Friends With Benefits have all been shown in the trailer, but nonetheless, when there is a girl this hot, I'm compelled to see the movie. It's almost like when Rent or Mamma Mia came to the big screen, I knew they wouldn't stand up to the musical, but how can you not see them. "525,600 minutes, how do you measure, measure a year." Wait, what just happened? I blacked out. What was I saying? Oh yeah, I remember. Those gay guys over at GQ have no clue what's going on. Thanks, Jay, for the heads up on these pics. You've done us all a favor.

This is what no makeup should look like.

I'm not sure what Germans do to their people, but damn Heidi Klum is beautiful. She makes me dizzy like Ive been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. I keep thinking that one day soon I'm gonna open up the internet and see some horrific, scary picture of this woman, but instead, like wine, she just becomes more lovely. In my next life, I'm gonna be born a German supermodel that's just dying to give a guy like me a chance...wait, what?

If voluptuous is a word you want to use when describing this, please dont ever read this blog again.

There is so much wrong with this picture, I don't even know where to begin. Chrstina Hendricks is a person Hollywood tries to tell me looks like this




Well Hollywood, piss off. She doesn't. She looks more like a mix and match collage of someone that's been dead for a while, a red haired Chupacabra and a person making an audition tape for the biggest loser. Apparently, all she does is eat and smoke, except she eats the cigarettes when she's done. If this is sexy, I prefer to never reproduce just in the off chance I have a boy and he is forced to find this attractive. Trust me, my gene pool is pale enough with high blood pressure. If i turned the corner and saw this walking toward me, while simultaneously hearing the words, "Action", I would think I've walked onto the set of Night of the Living Dead 2011 Edition (complete with American's growing rate of morbid obesity).

Shakespeare by everyone...

Granted, not all of these are good, but most of them are spot on.

A handful of the most influential photos ever captured

While spending my nights jumping from one mindless website to another, I found these images and loved them. They're some of the most memorable, most tragic and impact images ever captured on film. Looking through these images invokes such emotion. I hope you all can take from them what I did. Most of the images don't need captions because whether they're part of American history or pop culture, a thousand words could be spoken about each one. If you like them, leave a comment.