This one dates a footballer, Jame, and I hate him too.

Cheryl Tweedy went out in leather/spandex pants and did what she does best...look ridonkulously hot. Girls like this don't date normal guys. They date footballers. I know "soccer" players in the US are usually the borderline retarded kids running around on the field because early on, you don't even really have to have vital signs in order to feel part of the action; however, appararently footballers are like Lancelot or Achilles in Europe; mythical creatures of bravery and beauty sent to rid the world of all available, beautiful, European women. The fact that this guy landed Cheryl Cole is truly light years beyond my comprehension. Damn you Chelsea! Damn You!

It's Obvious the Economy is in the Crapper...

Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich, Chelsea FC owner is believed to be the world’s first private buyer of the largest luxury jet - Airbus A380.
The 40 year-old single billionaire is already UK’s richest man. According to the Russian Finance magazine, as of January 2007, his fortune was $21.0 billion.
He has already spent more than $300 million on private yachts, and real estate across the globe.
A source close to Airbus said, “the price tag is around the $300 million, but obviously it is being refitted and customised to his own personal specifications.”

In other news, I paid cash for a Turbo Graphic 16 at Pawn-it-Eazy.