Very Subtle Dumbass...

Seriously, the only way I could despise this chick more would be if she had been one of the 9-11 hijackers.

Red Sonja-Rose McGowan+Megan Fox=Box Office Poison

The remake of Red Sonya has left comic book geeks and chronic masturbating teenagers frustrated due to delays in production for just about every possible reason. Robert Rodriquez was originally signed on to direct and Rose McGowan to star, but it seems both have dropped out to pursue other ventures. It seems now Megan Fox has been chosen to replace McGowan. Not only did they choose the most overrated and unproven actress of all time, but new writers have taken over the project which, of course, translates to, "Trying to remove all emotion and fervor from the script..oh and clothes..for Megan Fox."

I guess Hollywood is the young generation and I'm the old geezer that yells at them for driving too fast down my street. If Megan Fox is what audiences want, I'll just sit on my porch and scream at passing cars. I just can't, for the life of me, understand why in the hell anyone would cast this chick to play in a movie. If you want to create a movie that will rack up Razzie awards, cast Megan Fox. If you want to produce a movie and lose your ass (cough) Jennifer's Body, cast Megan Fox. If you want to make a movie, pick a nobody to star and propel her to stardom and have her bad mouth you every chance she gets (cough) Michael Bay/Transformers, cast Megan Fox. This chick is Box Office Anthrax. You think you're getting this nice envelope, but inside it's just white powder that causes a painful death. Megan Fox sucks so bad it makes my head hurt. I would rather watch Larry King interview Kate Gosselin than any movie starring Megan Fox.

Do you see the resemblance?

After the recent performance of the disaster that was Jennifer's Body, it seems Megan Fox's arrogant ass may have been rightfully humbled a bit. At the 2009 Scream Awards, Megan attempted to set the record straight about the ungrateful and negative comments surrounding Michael Bay and the Transformer series, which btw, is the reason she isn't in a trailer or porn.

US Magazine reports:

"I don't usually do this, but I wanted to say something," she began. "There have been a lot of false reports about how I feel about this movie. I just want to be very clear that I've always felt I'm a very ordinary part of an extraordinary film."
She added that "the movie took me out of obscurity and gave me a career, and I'm completely grateful to everyone involved with this franchise."

Grateful to everyone? I remember just two months ago you related Michael Bay to Hitler in one breath and poked fun of Transformers in the other. The truth is, Megan Fox makes enemies everywhere she goes...with the exception of her Vietnamese eyebrow waxer. Before Jennifer's body premiered, she was one of the most sought after actresses in Hollywood. Since then, we realized she can't act worth shit and even her bisexual kissing scene couldn't help Jennifer's Body bring in much more than 16 million dollars. To put that in perspective, Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself, did 51 million. I could market Michael Moore nude in a movie and bring in more money than Jennifer's Body. Ha ha you suck Megan Fox.