Part 2 of the most influential photos ever captured.

I got a lot of feedback on the last post with all the photos. I pulled a few more. Considering the barbaric nature of these photos, it's hard to imagine these events took place within the last 100 years.























American Heroism
































Gettysburg






Holocaust Atrocities


Nuremberg 1934

The gay guys at GQ finally get one right.

I have to assume the editors of Maxim and GQ and Esquire etc are gay because they almost always have zero clue what a heterosexual man desires. Whether it's Chrstina Hendricks wrapped up in three miles of velvet, rolling around on a bed like a bleeding albino elephant, or telling us how fashionable skinny jeans are for dudes, they couldn't hit the ocean standing on the beach. It's embarassing really. Regardless for the criticism, this here is a job well done. If I had to guess, I would think the best parts of Friends With Benefits have all been shown in the trailer, but nonetheless, when there is a girl this hot, I'm compelled to see the movie. It's almost like when Rent or Mamma Mia came to the big screen, I knew they wouldn't stand up to the musical, but how can you not see them. "525,600 minutes, how do you measure, measure a year." Wait, what just happened? I blacked out. What was I saying? Oh yeah, I remember. Those gay guys over at GQ have no clue what's going on. Thanks, Jay, for the heads up on these pics. You've done us all a favor.

This is what no makeup should look like.

I'm not sure what Germans do to their people, but damn Heidi Klum is beautiful. She makes me dizzy like Ive been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. I keep thinking that one day soon I'm gonna open up the internet and see some horrific, scary picture of this woman, but instead, like wine, she just becomes more lovely. In my next life, I'm gonna be born a German supermodel that's just dying to give a guy like me a chance...wait, what?

If voluptuous is a word you want to use when describing this, please dont ever read this blog again.

There is so much wrong with this picture, I don't even know where to begin. Chrstina Hendricks is a person Hollywood tries to tell me looks like this




Well Hollywood, piss off. She doesn't. She looks more like a mix and match collage of someone that's been dead for a while, a red haired Chupacabra and a person making an audition tape for the biggest loser. Apparently, all she does is eat and smoke, except she eats the cigarettes when she's done. If this is sexy, I prefer to never reproduce just in the off chance I have a boy and he is forced to find this attractive. Trust me, my gene pool is pale enough with high blood pressure. If i turned the corner and saw this walking toward me, while simultaneously hearing the words, "Action", I would think I've walked onto the set of Night of the Living Dead 2011 Edition (complete with American's growing rate of morbid obesity).

Shakespeare by everyone...

Granted, not all of these are good, but most of them are spot on.

A handful of the most influential photos ever captured

While spending my nights jumping from one mindless website to another, I found these images and loved them. They're some of the most memorable, most tragic and impact images ever captured on film. Looking through these images invokes such emotion. I hope you all can take from them what I did. Most of the images don't need captions because whether they're part of American history or pop culture, a thousand words could be spoken about each one. If you like them, leave a comment.

The iron curtain just fell over my heart,,,,

I'm not sure playing soccer in the US brings many advantages, but apparently playing soccer anywhere but the US brings huge advantages. This is Russian model, Irina Shayk. She dates Cristiano Rinaldo who kicks a ball for some team I don't care about. Hot girls that model for Sports Illustrated used to have names like Christy, Cindy, or Cheryl. Now it's Adriana, Heidi, Irina, and Alessandra. American jobs are getting outsourced so much, we're even outsourcing our models. This is ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as Irina's legs. Wait, I'm not following this post. What was I trying to say? Ah who cares. I'm just gonna look at these pictures. See you next time...toodle-doo!

Howard Stern vs Lady GaGa

I know Howard Stern has a reputation of demeaning women, being repulsive, sexist, disgusting, but those are words and phrases spoken by people that probably don't listen or know too much about him. Truth is, he's a self loathing, insecure savant that constantly strives to decimate his competition by creating an original and entertaining 3 hour show that is based on honest discourse and in his words, "exposes hypocrisy." Personally, I love Howard Stern. He's an undeniable genius. He, year after year, pulls the best, the most interesting, the most raw and honest emotions out of everyone he interviews. Earlier this year, he had Billy Joel on and I was in a trance for an hour. Today, it was Lady GaGa. I've never been a huge fan, but I listened to this entire 90 minute interview this morning and was so captivated, I couldn't get out of my car. I've always found her over-the-top showmanship a little indulgent, but this interview, coupled with two ridiculously emotional and riveting performances, completely changed my mind. If you don't have 90 minutes, fast forward to 66:00 for her songs. If you don't have Sirius, subscribe to Howard Stern on your smart phone through the Sirius app. It will instantly become the most interesting three hours of your day. I hope you enjoy this interview as much as I did.

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Lady GaGa appears on the Howard Stern Show by gaganewsdotcom

I love Ukrainian girls.

Mila Kunis is a pretty damn cool girl. First, she's from Ukraine so other than living an American dream of rags to riches, she doesn't owe this country very much. To her credit though, this Marine, stationed in Afghanistan, sent Mila a message through Youtube. As it turns out and lucky for him, it went viral. So viral in fact, Justin Timberlake saw this video and called Mila, whom I'm certain is his new conquest, and encouraged her to accept this invitation. I've has a secret mancrush bromance with JT and this furthers my point. He's just cool. Well now, so is this Marine because without a doubt, he's going to have the hottest chick at the Marine Corps Ball. Enjoy this video and if you're a dude reading this, imagine how bad ass this would be to take Mila Kunis to a Ball with all your boys green with envy. If you're a girl, try to look more like Mila Kunis.

Enough is enough...good grief.

I'm growing very tired of this whole Casey Anthony debacle. First, I truly believe if she were an African-American mother, with the same history and background as Casey, it wouldn't even be news. Second, this is a trial that only rivals, in regard to media attention, the other most famous media thirsty murder trial in our nation's history, Oranthal James Simpson. Ironically, in both cases, blame the prosecution. In this case, blame the arrogance and wanton thirst for a capital murder conviction. Make no mistake, this is undoubtedly a tragedy. Regardless of her gruesome murder, that poor little girl had no chance of a future. Based on what America learned about her mother and that family, we should feel some relief that she's finally resting peacefully. Whether Casey Anthony committed the most abhorrent and heinous crime is moot; because irrespective of her guilt or innocence, it's what you can prove beyond beyond a reasonable doubt. The prosecution couldn't do that. The prosecution knew the evidence and still chose to pursue capital murder. A lesser conviction would've been far easier to reach and would've kept her jail for a long long time. I'm just so sick of hearing how disgusted people are and how much they hate Casey Anthony. Of course back then, with OJ, it was racial. What do those people say now, or do they just hate her because "They know" she's guilty. You're allowed to hate her. You just can't convict her because the people that had all the evidence couldn't do it. Only a despicable human being could tattoo "The Good Life" on their back while their child is missing for a month. Only a monster could continue partying while her child was lying in its shallow grave in some swamp behind their home. It's not about public opinion though. It's about the court of law. It's about a decision from a jury of peers coming to an informed decision based on circumstantial evidence. Circumstance is difficult to prove. It's that simple. If nothing else, I have faith in our Justice system. It's verdicts like this that solidify my faith. I try to be rational. I have a feeling she's guilty, but based on how shady her whole family was throughout the trial, they're probably all guilty to some degree. I can say without equivocation that if I were on trial and my life were on the line, I want the presented evidence to lead the jury to my fate, not media scrutiny, or personal vendettas. It's impossible to rationalize the murder of anyone, much less a two year old child. I tried to picture myself on that jury. If evidence led me to believe she was guilty beyond any reasonable doubt, I could pull the trigger myself, but being an American, and believing in this great nation, won't allow me to reach a verdict that could possibly send someone to death if I couldn't, beyond any reasonable doubt, know that I was making the right decision. Just like OJ, if it doesn't fit, you must acquit. I couldn't name three people, including OJ himself, that doesn't know he did it, but it doesn't matter. He's not guilty. Our system isn't without flaw, but when you see a trial like this, where fireballs of hatred are directed toward an alleged murderer, and yet still, a jury defies everyone by saying something as simple as, "We weren't satisfied with the evidence provided" makes me feel like America has it pretty darn close to perfect.

Bill Pullman = Worst actor/Best comedian ever.

Looking back, 1996 must have been a very empty year when it comes to general happiness and entertainment. Independence Day was a HUGE hit. Now I realize it's just one of the most reliable comedies ever produced. When I need a laugh, anything with the Bills will do it...be it Paxton or Pullman. Honestly, they're basically interchangable anyway.

I'm sad to admit I want one.

Now that Charlie Sheen has been fired from his gravy train of a show and the world realizes what they should've already known, that he's a toothless meth head with a famous father, I hate to post anything about him. That said, this mask is nothing short of awesome. If the ridiculous catch phrase "Winning" was still relevant, this would make a great Halloween.