Pretty sure the heart attack would kill me first.

This, coupled with a massive amount of jean shorts and Lynryd Skynyrd bumper stickers are just two of the many reasons I left the city of Jacksonville. Near St Augustine, Florida in St John's County, this Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake was killed a couple of weeks ago. The snake was 7'3" long. Although not a record, would produce a record in my pants if I stumbled across this monster. In true Jacksonville fashion, the trapper gave the snake to a man who runs a muffler shop...and also makes things from skin(WTF?). He said he could've made $700...$100/foot, but logically, however, he traded the massive snake for future car muffler repairs...and perhaps the off chance he'll need something made of skin.

Apparently There's a Game This Weekend...

I just returned from Baton Rouge Louisiana, which surprisingly, I found to be quite beautiful. The fans were nothing like their hostile reputation. I found everyone to be charming and benevolent...well, looking back, maybe it was just the drunk Cajun girls.

After traveling all day, I decided to put some pics up that might get you in the mood to tackle Tim Teblow and the rest of the Gaytors. I apologize to my friends, Brian, Liz, Scot, Ronda, Keith, and Miranda. They are unquestionably misguided and know not what they do. I look at it as my civic duty. Being friends with them is like dancing with someone in a wheelchair. They can dance, but it's really weird and hurts when they step on your toes.

Go Dawgs!!!!