Showing posts with label London. Show all posts
Showing posts with label London. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

One scoop or six?


Viagra ice cream to go on sale at Selfridges

Pop-up boutique, The Icecreamists, will serve The Sex Pistol - an ice cream cocktail packed with libido-boosting ingredients and served with La Fee Absinthe.

Entitled The Sex Pistol, this bespoke creation is served as an ice cream cocktail and is packed with libido-boosting ingredients such as ginkgo, biloba, arginine and guarana. It’s served with a shot of the highly intoxicating La Fee Absinthe and is guaranteed to get your blood pumping. Customers are limited to one serving per person.

Getting your swerve on at the local ice cream shop is badass. You're gonna have guys standing in line pitching tents in their khakis. The only thing better would be to have rockets serving you your ice cream in skimpy outfits. Also, the names should be like triple orgasm, nipple pink, love cherry, peppermint pole, and the always refreshing, bubblegum BJ and tropical threesome.

Just a little ode to one of the most original comedies of all time.


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Friday, April 10, 2009

Hey White House, I'm not as stupid as the people that voted you in office...



The White House knows how big of a pile our President stepped in this week when he blatantly bowed to the Saudi Arabian King Abdullah at the G-20 meeting in London. They immediately started damage control saying, and I paraphrase, that President Obama partook in a two handed shake with King Abdullah, but was much taller, and therefore, had to lean down. White House...are you shitting me? That's actually not even a euphemism. I mean, seriously, are you trying to shit on me? I know most of the people that elected our President are dumb enough to believe this caca, but I myself, I'm actually capable of viewing a video and understanding what actually happened. Our President bowed to the king of a country that perpetuates and sensationalizes Islamic terrorism. Hey Mrs. Michelle Obama, I know what you mean, because this week, I've never been more ashamed to be a citizen of the United States of America.