Showing posts with label Tom Brady. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tom Brady. Show all posts

Monday, September 13, 2010

Tom Brady has jumped the shark



Come on Thomas. You've got to get a better look than this. I don't care if your wife is a supermodel. Nothing on Earth gives you an excuse to have this haircut. I know he's a great QB, but I gotta tell, every year he looks douchier and douchier.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

WHY TOM WHY?





Genetic Powerball Winner, Tom Brady, and his tranny i-dont-know-why-people-think-shes-hot-model-girlfriend, got engaged over the holidays on a private jet. Tom, buddy, I'm not trying to be rude, but marriage? To this dude? You can do waaay better. Like these to name a few.

1. Cheryl Cole
2. Cheryl Cole
3. Cheryl Cole

Come on Tom...first you let the Patriot fans down...then me.

The obligatory picture of Aphrodite below.