Showing posts with label UGA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UGA. Show all posts

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Wearing black is appropriate for funerals


This was posted in the comments of the AJC after the Dawgs received a beat down from a pitiful #1 ranked team. Mabe firing Richt is too hasty, but when you start seeing major boosters withholding monies, you'll see a coach fired so fast your head will spin.

THEN: After touchdown, Herschel hands the ball to official, runs to sideline
NOW: After giving up 8 yards on 1st down, defense struts while beating their chests

THEN: Classic red and silver uniforms
NOW: Arena football league uniforms

THEN: Classic Georgia tradition songs over stadium loud speakers
NOW: Gangsta hip hop rap blaring over stadium loud speakers

THEN: Dooley, wore a tie
NOW: Richt, wears shades and spray on tan

THEN: ERK
NOW: willie

THEN: Special Team All-Americans
NOW: Special John Fabris

THEN: Larry Munson
NOW: Not Larry Munson

THEN: Fred Davison
NOW: Michael Adams

THEN: World’s Greatest Outdoor Cocktail Party
NOW: Annual Beatdown

THEN: Win or Lose, UGA had reputation for class and poise
NOW: Win or Lose, UGA has reputation of thugs

THEN: After loss, coaches and players blamed themselves
NOW: After loss, insult the fans, blame the refs, blame eye-poking, blame it on travel, etc

THEN: Annual Media Guide featured pics of UGA legends on the sidelines
NOW: Annual Media Guide features pics of hip hop gansta ‘stars’ on the sidelines

THEN: Long collegiate careers
NOW: Long dreadlocks

THEN: Player commits stupid personal foul? Coach tears into player!
NOW: Player commits stupid personal foul? Coach tears into referee!

THEN: Bulldog Nation.
NOW: Thug Nation.

THEN: Annual donations from me.
NOW: ZERO donations from me.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Despite It Being Halloween, They're Not Wearing Jort Costumes...








Just a late minute addition to prep for the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. I honestly googled UGA fans several times hoping to find some that would balance the trashiness and jort donning. I found one. I know they exist, but they're elusive. Nonetheless, this should be an amazing game full of incredible offenses, hard hitting, very very fast athletes, and at least one NFL QB (sorry Tebow). Can't wait.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAWGS!