This Girl Wouldn't Even Make It to Hollywood on American Idol.

Not only does this annoying broad look like a Hobbit, but she sounds like a gremlin when they've been fed after midnight. I'm actually convinced William Hung is a better singer than Orangeblossom Bunce of Brockenborings (This is her Hobbit name and you can generate your own here).

http://chriswetherell.com/hobbit/