Showing posts with label American Idol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label American Idol. Show all posts

Thursday, October 29, 2009

He's just theatrical...


I'm so sick of people labeling others they know nothing about. Last night, when I was drinking warm milk and eating cookies with my grandmother and discussing the upcoming season of Idol, she told me she really hopes Adam does well with his new album.

"He's such a handsome boy. Can you believe people are calling him (she leans over and whispers) G-A-Y?"

"I know grandma. I looooove his music sooo much. When are we going to see RENT, grandma...you PROMISED!!!"

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I know why Simon left for London so quickly.

I watched American Idol tonight and almost disembowled myself with soup spoon. When they put people in groups and come in and horribly "act" that they're not going to make it through, but then suddenly break the news, kill me. Holy smokes was that painful. It was like watching Paul Walker and Denise Richards in an acting competition.

And the most repulsive human since the dawn of man is Tatiana Del Toro. Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Joseph Stalin and Pontius Pilate are all more likable than this girl. I would rather be forced to spread the Ebola Virus in a nunnery than forced to parent this girl. It's so bad, it's almost got to be a joke, right? I waiting for the joke to be revealed.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

I would rather take a paintball gun to the testes.


The (probably) self-proclaimed, Bikini Girl, from American Idol was dismissed from the show last week...thank God. Well, unfortunately, we haven't seen the last of this attention starved, daddy issues, skank. In an interview with Access Hollywood, bikini girl reveals she has been contacted by Playboy:

"[I've had] a lot of different offers, like Vegas promotion offers. Of course Playboy has called," Darrell said Thursday in an interview with Access Hollywood's Tony Potts.

But it sounds like Darrell is starting to think twice about marketing herself as a sex object.

"I wouldn't say no, but at the same time I don't want to stunt my career by jumping into that too soon and be labeled once again, as 'just a body.' But I don't knock it," she said.

Just a body? Surely the writer that documented that quote left out, "just a body of a 13 year old." If you're either on one of those list from the state that make it hard to go to Chuck E Cheese or playgrounds, been a guest star on Dateline to Catch a Predator, or bare a striking striking resemblence to Nix's friend caught in Cape Coral with the blow up dolls, then this girl is perfect for you. She looks like a underdeveloped 12 year old with pebble teeth that's been hit in the face with a boat paddle. Hugh Hefner certainly has dementia. She would have a much better chance of success on amazingacups.com. My nephew, Eli, is like 13 and he's out of this girl's league.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

This Girl Wouldn't Even Make It to Hollywood on American Idol.

Not only does this annoying broad look like a Hobbit, but she sounds like a gremlin when they've been fed after midnight. I'm actually convinced William Hung is a better singer than Orangeblossom Bunce of Brockenborings (This is her Hobbit name and you can generate your own here).

http://chriswetherell.com/hobbit/