Kim Catrall is sexy

I'm not sure how or why this girl is always in pictures. Other than one role on Nip/Tuck, the year it turned to sh#t, I couldn't name one thing she does. She's essentially a professional paparazzi notifier of her location. Only Speidi does it better than she does. She tries to be sexy, but everything she does backfires. She's like Jessica Simpson's career, but in human form. She's like 21, but looks 40 at least. If you're 21 and your face looks like a wax figure of yourself, things aren't going well for you. Watching this train wreck flaunt her claymation mug on the red carpet is painful. I don't know if Hollywood is just really this awful, or I just never noticed before.

Anna...Lay off the knee self-tanner

I'm really angry today. Primarily it's because I woke up at 5:30. However, you can probably attribute a lot of it to just being a prematurely bitter old man. Anyway, Anna Lynn McCord needs to go far far away. When she was on Nip/Tuck like two or three years ago, I thought she was, first of all hot, but secondly, that she had to be at least 30 years old. Well, like four years and a thousand blown kisses to the camera on the red carpet with her hand on her hip later, I find out she's like 17 years old and still as pointless and anonymous as ever. There's such ambivalence regarding the paparazzi. See, on one hand I think they expose Celebrity for the dip shits they truly are, when before, there was no way to really know. On the other hand, however, attention whores like AnnaWho here, Lindsay, Jessica, and God please forgive me, Heidi and Spencer, just get thrust to the tabloid and blogosphere forefront. I know it's not truly fame nor is it talent, but they are making money off this and it fills me with a fire that just can't be extinguished. Well, I can make this promise. Never again will I post a single thing on this broad. She already looks like a mix between a Vegas streetwalker and a South Beach tranny. Moreover, starring on 90210, regardless of the era, hasn't proven to provide a foundation for a long lasting and dynamic entertainment career...thank God. You have 13 minutes and counting.

Anna Lynn who?

This is kind of a rip-off story from a few days ago, but I can't resist the urge to comment on this photo. I conceed that being famous means being vulnerable and exposed even when you're at your most haggard, but forcing your horse teeth to felate a banana while walking down the street is not the best way to limit comprimising paparrazi photos. This girl is like the million dollar question. She is Sudanese skinny, which is not like Kate Moss' Heroin Chic. She is the Hollywood starlet that calls the paparazzi to let them know where she's going. This girl should be getting a second paycheck for being her own publicist. I know I typically use hyperbole as a weapon and instrument to facilitate my endearing and cynical sense of humor, but this girl could walk into a bar at Georgia Southern University and she wouldn't be in the top 10 in that bar. Truth. Screw her and Hollywood.