Jennifer Connelly looks great photoshopped

Jennifer Connelly is one of the most underrated actresses in Hollywood. Have you seen the House of Rain and Fog, Requiem for a Dream, or a Beautiful Mind? Even back in the early days of Career Opportunities, she was a rocket. Just look how this woman has aged. It's perfection. You would think a woman this gorgeous would land a young Hollywood guy like Ashton Kutcher for instance; instead, she's with some Brit named Paul Bettany. I love Hollywood. It's just so real and so darn unpredictable.

I love station wagon meth labs...

Four years after spending over $300,000 on plastic surgery to look young, Demi Moore says she still can’t get big movie roles and she is ready to blow the whistle on ageism in Hollywood.

“There aren’t that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don’t have much substance, other than being someone’s mother or wife.”

Well Demi...despite your 14 year old boyfriend, you can always play a struggling meth addict on the verge of suicide. Babe, here's a secret. When you're pining for a role of "substance" whatever that is, don't get loaded on nitrous and pull out your meth tooth and post it on twitter. Besides, substance is what burst out of your white dress shirt in Striptease. Stop being so melodramatic. You're over 40. If you don't wanna play a mom, you shouldn't date your son. I swear, Hollywood is getting ridiculuous.