For getting two DUI's, testing positive for cocaine twice, and having a complete and total disregard for law and courts while violating the conditions of her probation, Lindsay Lohan got served today with a sentence of 90 days in jail to be followed by 90 days of inpatient drug and alcohol rehab. I almost felt sorry for her, but then I realized that Hollywood is filled with spoiled little shits that bend and break rules because they're wealthy. Then after further consideration, I realized that I couldn't be happier about this sentence, getting this selfish menace off the road, and sending a message to Hollywood A-Holes, unless Lucipher himself had come down to whisk her off for 90 days in the pits of hell. Enjoy jail Linsday.
