Showing posts with label kanye west snl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kanye west snl. Show all posts

Monday, September 14, 2009

Kanye needs a surprise meeting with Biggie and Tupac

Kanye West sucks more than AIDS. To me, Kanye West might as well be the Taliban or Scott Peterson. I know all about guys like Kanye. He's the guy always picked last in kick ball. He never got laid by hot girls. He plays in the band, goes to art school, and struggles with friendships. Well Kanye, nothing has changed because you still epically suck. You're an absolute awful, deplorable human being. You're impossible to like. When you're outclassed by Beyonce Knowles, you know you're worse than cancer. Act like you've been there before, Kanye. Even Beyonce ddid the right thing. I saw your SNL performance after your voice correction software went bad. The whole performance presented like a wolfpack in unison with the rhythm of a 7th grade white boy. You might be a gifted producer, but you're a talentless singer and performer. Not to mention, it took you mere hours to convince your attorneys to pull the video from the internet. I despise myself for wasting yet another post on this douche. Kanye, my life would be complete if I woke up Tuesday morning with the headline,

"Kanye West dies of Swine flu and herpes blisters."

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Kanye West is like a ghetto Liberace.


I wish this guy could realize his own irrelevence. Honest to God, Kanye West is to Rap as Jessica Simpson is to pop. The sad part is his arrogance leads him to believe he's some savant of the hip hop industry. His only fan was his mother and respectfully, she's no longer with us. After his performance on Saturday Night Live, I'm going to go out on a limb and say something that I never thought I would be capable of saying. Kanye West is less talented than Fatyonce Knowles. Sadly as this may be, and if you're like me, it's really really really sad, he's less talented by a mile. He is so exposed by his saturday Night Live performance that he's made NBC claim copyright and oull all the videos. If you look really thoroughly, you can find a video of his performance, but for the most part, Kanye's Camp has made NBC claim copyright and pull the videos. He is an awful talent. Just awful. He would get booed off the Karaoke stage anywhere in the United States, yet in this country, he's a baller and considered by a group of other idiots, a mastermind of the music industry. I can honestly say without equivocation, that I hate this no talent arrogant bastard.