It's not too late, Taylor, please apologize.

It's taken me a few days to regain my hearing after the howling pack of wolves a.k.a. singers/entertainers took the stage at the AMA's. I've wanted to comment, but it was literally too painful to endure. Where have singers disappeared to? Seriously. Say what you want, but when Elvis, The Beatles, Elton John, Billy Joel, Frank Sinatra, took/take the stage, you knew you were at least going to get artists that could hit a note and stay on key. This video of Taylor Swift, the highest selling artist of 2010, sounds like someone is murdering her. Honestly, I can say I've never seen a live performance this badly performed. I'm a marginal singer, but I'm convinced I could be less pitchy than this. Ironically, Taylor mixes Timbaland's "Apologize" into the middle of her song, "Back to December," and boy, was an apology ever needed. She should actually forgo the apology and just send my cochlear implants after that torture. It's obvious how well a studio, auto tune and other technology can make someone sound when you hear live versions of ridiculously successful artists like Taylor Swift sound so heinous. Also, can someone please send her an email and tell her to get her veneers replaced. Apparently, she went to the same cosmetic dentist that Hillary Duff, Gary Busey and Matt Dillon's character from Something About Mary went to. When I was 6 years old and my parents and I would leave The Golden Corral Steakhouse, I would beg my father for a quarter for Chicklet gum. Little did I know, 26 years later, I would be watching Taylor Swift and have the sudden urge for both The Golden Corral and Chicklet gum. Nice Teeth. Hope they win.
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Kanye needs a surprise meeting with Biggie and Tupac

Kanye West sucks more than AIDS. To me, Kanye West might as well be the Taliban or Scott Peterson. I know all about guys like Kanye. He's the guy always picked last in kick ball. He never got laid by hot girls. He plays in the band, goes to art school, and struggles with friendships. Well Kanye, nothing has changed because you still epically suck. You're an absolute awful, deplorable human being. You're impossible to like. When you're outclassed by Beyonce Knowles, you know you're worse than cancer. Act like you've been there before, Kanye. Even Beyonce ddid the right thing. I saw your SNL performance after your voice correction software went bad. The whole performance presented like a wolfpack in unison with the rhythm of a 7th grade white boy. You might be a gifted producer, but you're a talentless singer and performer. Not to mention, it took you mere hours to convince your attorneys to pull the video from the internet. I despise myself for wasting yet another post on this douche. Kanye, my life would be complete if I woke up Tuesday morning with the headline,

"Kanye West dies of Swine flu and herpes blisters."