Thursday, August 6, 2009

I must break you...





All we need in these pictures is a shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal and we've got the sequel. Seriously, is this his effort for a photo-op? You could use jazz hands, sing grease lightin' while doing pirouettes and you couldn't find more sexually ambiguous photos. Although this is entertaining and laughable, this doesn't seem like the Russians I knew from Rocky 4.

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That white bird is so graceful and beautiful.

This is the definition of a rocket.



You could search the internet like Feds searched the "Grassy Knoll" and you wouldn't find anything that's as flaming hot as this picture. Normally, despite her body, I'm not that high on Marisa Miller, but this, this is just ridonkulous. I would funnel a gallon of Michael Jackson's Jesus Juice, inject myself with 25cc of Propofol, and sleep naked in his bed with a rubber ball taped in my mouth for one hour on a memory foam matress with this chick. If looking at this picture doesn't make your pants fit tighter, call your mother and come out of the closet, because she already knows you're gay.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

It's all making sense to me now...


Antidepressant use doubles in US, study finds 03 Aug 2009 20:00:22 GMT
Source: Reuters
* Use doubles from 13 million to 27 million Americans

* Increase in use not seen among blacks

* More Americans may accept diagnosis of depression

By Maggie Fox, Health and Science Editor

WASHINGTON, Aug 3 (Reuters) - Use of antidepressant drugs in the United States doubled between 1996 and 2005, probably because of a mix of factors, researchers reported on Monday.

About 6 percent of people were prescribed an antidepressant in 1996 -- 13 million people. This rose to more than 10 percent or 27 million people by 2005, the researchers found.

"Significant increases in antidepressant use were evident across all sociodemographic groups examined, except African Americans," Dr. Mark Olfson of Columbia University in New York and Steven Marcus of the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia wrote in the Archives of General Psychiatry.

EUREKA!!! Now I understand. The over prescribed, over demanded anit-depressants have placed our country in an apathetic and catatonic trance that renders our reason and logic powerless. It's practically the only way we can get through each day. Although I would love to blame our controlling and predatory Government, in this case, it seems I cannot. Unfortunately, the Government reaps the benefits at its citizen's and its country's expense.

;) "Hey baby, how you doin'?"



Next stop...creepyville.

In an interview with Vanity Fair, the actor says he didn’t recognize the “beautiful blond woman” – who happened to be his daughter Tatum O’Neal – who embraced him at Fawcett’s funeral.

“I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blond woman comes up and embraces me … I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?’ She said ‘Daddy, it’s me – Tatum!’ I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it’s my daughter. It’s so sick.”

I swear that Hollyweird couldn't be more effed up if they tried. They work about 6 months a year, they make millions of dollars to stand around on blue X's taped on the ground and recite lines, everyone caters to their every need, they are insufferable A-Holes, and almost every single one of them use their fame, fortune and copious free time to further their addictions and/or their selfishness. Going to the "love of your life's" funeral and hitting on your daughter is beyond any humor I can muster. I seriously don't even know where to go from here. I bet if I weren't so incredibly awesome, my brief but dominant exposure to Hollywood would've surely turned me into a minotaur or a serpant of death. I guess though, since I have total zen-like control over my psyche due to countless hours of acupuncture, Bahá'í Faith meditation, marathon Jenga games with topless Scandinavians, and quinching my soul's desire for redemption by feeding famished lepers in 3rd world countires, it's difficult for me to understand the irresistible temptation and therefore, hardened, and troubled life of Hollywood actors.

Why So Serious? I dunno, maybe because you're bankrupting our country and ruining the most state of the art health care in the world.




Basically if Bawney Fwank, Pelosi, Obama, or Reid are your political allies, don't ever speak to me. Seriously. Ever. After four years, and trust me, that's all he'll get because he'll lose in a landslide, our country will be ruined. That is, if we make it that long.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Mam, is that meth in your bra or are you just happy to se me?



CROSSVILLE, Ala. - A 37-year-old Georgia woman was arrested and charged with padding her bra with methamphetamine, authorities said.

The woman was arrested Tuesday and charged with trafficking in controlled substances, said Alabama's DeKalb County Sheriff Jimmy Harris.

Harris said authorities pulled the woman over for a traffic violation and searched her car. During a pat down, an officer found a pound of meth hidden in her bra, worth about $13,000.

Holy Methamphetamine! $13,000!?! I thought meth was like 20 dollars. When the cop comes up and your bra is lumpy and packed full despite your 85lbs frame, your teeth resemble a homeless vampire, and your skin has more lesions than a middle ages leper colony, it's pretty easy to see why he was suspicious. I don't know much about the law, but I'm pretty sure contesting this charge due to an unlawful search reasonable suspicion is not one of your options. Meth stories are awesome.

May 28, 1943 ~ July 30, 2009



Bruce Rossmeyer, the owner of the world's largest and most famous Harley Davidson store in Daytona Beach, died Thursday in a motorcycle accident in Wyoming. He was 66years old. On a side note, if you commit yourself to Bike Week you have pretty much given up on life. It's like Panama City Beach Spring Break with an enlarged prostate.

Lindsay Lohan is aging with ease



This is a prime example of what bad decisions, cocaine, booze, and a thousand penises can do to your career and your appearance. I could sit here for a million years and not think of a way to make myself age faster than this chick. Look at this picture...she's 23 years old. The only way you could age yourself faster than this would be to live six months in a turbo tanning bed while you're freebasing meth. Honestly, if I saw this chick in Las Vegas, I would think to myself, "Why would they let the cheap hookers in the Wynn? I really thought they held themselves to higher standard. Vegas has really gone downhill since the credit crunch."

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Shake Weight class would be nothing short of awesome


Hilarious Shake Weight Exercise for Women - Watch more Funny Videos

Watching a class full of prowling thirsty cougars all performing the shake weight would be worth getting up at 8:00am on a Saturday and just standing in the back of the room with my arms crossed. You would think they could've picked a better exercise than having the model hold this apparatus with her arms extended in front and watching it shake up and down like she's auditioning for a porno. This is perhaps the most awesome infomercial of all time. I predict Sham Wow-like sales dollars...not to mention ripped cougar BI's and Tri's.

Uri is da Man

Uri Man, a financial analyst, breaks the mold for Wall Street Ivy Leaguers when he set this Fox News anchor's panties on fire. I've never seen a creepy stalker actually win a girl over, but Uri dominated her. She's like Silly Putty in his hands.

Gwinnett is Great!!!


An alleged illegal strip club inside a Lawrenceville Georgia home attracted up to 200people, including teenagers in the middle of the night, a neighbor said.

Gwinnett County Police said the homeowner, Constance Trahan, was operating a strip club in the basement and garage of her home in the 1400 block of Purcell Road.

Police said they found a sign that read “1 Dollar Jello Shots,” along with minors consuming alcohol on July 18.

“There were about 200 people there,” Ferguson said Tuesday. “It took an hour and half to clear the house.”

“It was a regular gathering,” said Christyan Hall, who lives with Trahan. “It’s just a misunderstanding.”

Of course it was a regular gathering, Trahan. When you offer underage teenage boys alcohol and nipples every Friday and Saturday night, a pattern starts to form. There's nothing to misunderstand regarding stripper poles, 18-20 year old guys, bare breasts, and one dollar jell-o shots. Show me a dude that's 18-20 with access to basement strip show with free alcohol, and I'll show you an 18-20 year old guy sitting front row and stuffing dollar bills into g-strings. I have one qualm about this whole fiasco though. I had to take a double take when I first looked at Constance. She is quite the androgenous female strip club owner. Can you imagine how busted the strippers were that would dance in Constance's house? I guess when you're underage, beggars can't be choosers.

Thanks Brad

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Alessandra Ambrosio = 4300 degrees Kelvin





Alessandra Ambrosio is kind of hot...and by kind of hot, I mean her ass is like the surface of the sun. If you're the average American girl walking down the street and you pass by this, please try to understand that Brazil is not a real place. It's fictitious, like Krypton or Kevin Costner's Water World. Except instead of birthing Superman or mutants with gills, they produce 5'10" rockets of perfect sexual desire and mocha skin. If I could die and come back as anything, it would either be a Victoria's Secret photographer or the tanning bed of Alessandra Ambrosio. Holy crap, I love Brazilian supermodels.

Obesity is a choice.




Associated Press
WASHINGTON -- New research shows medical spending averages $1,400 more a year for an obese person than for someone who's normal weight.

Overall obesity-related health spending reaches $147 billion, double what it was nearly a decade ago, says the study published Monday by the journal Health Affairs.

Obesity-related conditions now account for 9.1% of all medical spending, up from 6.5%in 1998, the study concluded.

Health economists have long warned that obesity is a driving force behind the rise in health spending. For example, diabetes costs the nation $190 billion a year to treat, and excess weight is the single biggest risk factor for developing diabetes. Moreover, obese diabetics are the hardest to treat, with higher rates of foot ulcers and amputations, among other things.

The new study's look at per-capita spending may offer a shock to the wallets of people who haven't yet heeded straight health warnings.

"Health care costs are dramatically higher for people who are obese and it doesn't have to be that way," said Jeff Levi of the nonprofit Trust for America's Health, who wasn't involved in the new research.

"We have ways of changing behavior and changing those health outcomes so that we don't have to deal with the medical consequences of obesity," added Mr. Levi, who advocates community-based programs that promote physical activity and better nutrition.

Really? Nutrition? Exercise? This is breaking news! If only we had known that dieting and exercise would ameliorate the growing burden obesity puts on our health system and our society. This is just something for which I have absolutely zero tolerance. If you've got a condition that makes losing weight difficult or impossible, it's one thing, but those conditions can't afflict every obese person in America. Simple tasks like walking around Wal-Mart instead of putting your fat ass in a motorized cart are a start to getting healthier. I have little tolerance for individuals that insist on not helping themselves. Losing weight is very very simple. People can order thousands of dollars in exercise equipment, which they won't use, take countless weight loss pills, which are terrible for your heart, or experiment with scores of "fad" diets, that leave you spending countless hours on the porcelain, but of all the things, the simple secret to staying healthy and thin is burning more calories than you consume. That simple equation can keep me from having to pay for your laziness and lack of physical motivation. Half your portions and double your exercise. Skip dessert. Diet Cokes and Snickers don't cancel one another out. Why is this epidemic literally and figuratively crippling America? Why can't the most advanced society in the world demand a healthier lifestyle? Why can't one of the most consumer driven societies in the world abandon or at least demand more from fast food chains? Why have caloric excesses become the norm for young children across the country at every meal? America has fallen victim to a Government that preys on the weak and apathetic. Sadly enough, America has willingly accepted that role. America has lost the drive to achieve. Conversely, those with that drive and focus for financial successes are punished into apathy. We have forgotten the honor, integrity, and freedom that accompany personal responsibility. We are becoming a majority of dependent, careless, underachievers, willing to dance at the strings of a puppeteering BIG GOVERNMENT as long as it promises a stipend or a useless and pointless government employment position that will only keep you down and pining for more. Obesity is completely analogous to this apathy. If you can't muster the dignity and self respect to care for your own or your child's health, why would getting a job or being a productive citizen be on the forefront of your psyche. Handing over your desire to succeed to an asphyxiating government has become the answer for Americans. This financial burden of obesity is just the tip of the iceberg. In every facet of Government, the private sector does it cheaper, more efficiently, and more effectively. Health care will be no different. Obesity percentage is among the highest in the VA health care system. Our patriotic veterans are being given a grave disservice. After dedicating their lives to our freedoms while sacrificing life and limb, they are left to battle for inadequate care in a system that betrays every day. For those that don't know, a VA hospital's M.O. is to cut off your nose to spite your face. In every single state, in every single VA hospital, care is backed up, expensive, ineffective, and apathetic. The inadequacy of care is incomprehensible when compared to care in the free market system. Are there problems with our current system? Of course, but watching a veteran die of metastatic melanoma simply because the VA can't get him to see a Dermatologist, isn't one of them. Government bureaucracy is completely to blame for these shortcomings. With regret to sounding hyperbolic, this situation is grave. There is no turning back. If health care reform passes, these excessive health care costs further burdened by obesity and apathy, will send this country sliding down a slippery ineluctable slope to a total collapse.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Captain Crazy cures son of gayness...



A 23-year-old pre-med student who "got caught up with friends who were pulling him" toward homosexuality is well and undergoing Christian counseling, his family says.

But a gay activist who created a Web site to locate the "missing" man says Bryce Faulkner's silence speaks volumes, claiming that the young man's religious parents are controlling his every move in an effort to "cure" him of his homosexuality.

Debra Faulkner, of El Dorado, Ark., denied the Web site's reports that her son was forced against his will to undergo reparative therapy for homosexuality at Exodus International, a nonprofit Christian organization that seeks "freedom from homosexuality" through Jesus Christ.

"He's fine," Debra Faulkner told FOXNews.com. "All the stories you've been told are not true."

Deb...the the stories are anything, but untrue. Curing your son's gayness is about as likely as me stopping after one drink and not singing thirteen songs on karaoke night. For some, that's just not in the cards. It's not in our DNA. Our boy Bryce, he's gay. Look at that picture. If you get your hands near your face in your yearbook picture, or anything near your face for that matter, you're destined for the theater stage if you know what I mean. The burden that this poor kid must bear has to be overwhelming. Surpressing your gayness by taking a a class from other homophobes just seems illogical and stupid. Growing up in this crazy homophobic family, I'm quite sure if it were a personal choice, your boy Bryce would've chosen the vagina route if he could've. I'm sure when he thought about the snapshot of his life at 23, it would'nt have involved anti-gay counseling, runaways, and reparative therapy. Stories like this remind me of a little poem by the late Phillip Larkin:

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Who besides me is confused?



Ok, so I wasted an hour of my life tonight watching Obama dance around questions regarding his health care reform bill. It was my understanding that his intent was to better inform and familiarize America with his plan to restructure an admitted flawed healthcare system. The problem was two fold: One, he didn't explain anything. Two, Government isn't the answer. He kept quoting that 40 million Americans are without healthcare in this country. There's about a hundred inaccuracies regarding that statistic. Some of them are as follows: There aren't 40 million uninsured. Millions of young Americans consciously choose not to purchase health care. At least 10 million of this 40 million are illegal aliens! Why in the hell are these people included? Why should we be responsible for paying the healthcare of someone that entered this country illegally? Barack Obama is a gifted speaker and a very intelligent man; however, his ideologies are flawed and are not consistent with mainstream America, and as of late, the adverse poll numbers are reflecting America's discontent with such a liberal and government expansive tilt. If tonight was the President's only chance for rallying Congress and America in hopes of passing this mammoth Government expansion of power and dependency known as Health Care Reform, then he failed. Finally America is demanding more from its President. I think America sees through the gifted and intoxicating rhetoric, and are beginning to expect results from his maniacal spending and increasing Government dependence. I know health care better than the average American and I have no better idea what his plans are after watching it than I did before. What's so transparent and embarrassing though, are his references to single mothers and dying children with cancer as every example of how his plan is better and will increase patient care and treatment. Really, Mr President? Are you that desperate? How will you plan work? Do you even know? How much will it cost the American taxpayer? Will we receive health care at the economy's expense? How long will we be forced to wait for that service? Will senior citizens be neglected so a younger illegal alien can get care because they're younger? Who decides that? Why won't Congress adhere to this reform and have it become their respective health care plans? Why won't you receive this health care? If you promise under your new plan to cut medical care costs, you either have to lower how much doctors get paid or decrease treatment programs and modalities. We will see a drastic decrease in the number of doctors in medical school and in practice. Why would you dedicate 12 years of post graduate work to be a government employee? They WONT. It's a fact. Canada has seen a drastic decrease in health care providers since the implementation of socialized medicine. They have seen the costs of health care soar. Cancer mortality rates are double that of the US. Canadian citizens as well as leaders from almost every nation come to America and pay our prices to get their health care. Why? Because the free market demands competition. The free market allows for the best and the brightest. The free market saves lives better than any system in the world. The free market doesn't reward bureaucratic paper shuffling and political gain. Folks, that's what this whole thing is about. It's about buying votes and getting more and more of the American people dependent on the Government teat. Lucky for me, unless a miracle is performed over the next few weeks, Obama dropped the ball tonight. Not only doctors across America, but more importantly, patients across America, can breathe a huge sigh of relief. Reform like this does two things: Lowers the average American life span for the first time in recorded history and creates a socialistic America that could never return to the free market economy that allowed this great nation to prosper for hundreds of years. I know I can't expect everyone to read this bill because hell, your Congress men and women haven't even read the thing, but I can urge you to punch yourself in the face as hard as you can while you ram a rusted pitchfork up your ass. That's about the closest feeling you'll have to being on your deathbed at the mercy of a Government Health Care system.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Like our Government, let's reward mediocrity


Unless you're a total "reTard" then you have to put your money on the Florida Gators for another national championship...as well as winning yet another "Denim Cup" on the north bank of the St John's River. The layperson wouldn't realize that UF can't lose a game if they tried; afterall, when your schedule reads like this, how could you lose?
9/5 – Charleston Southern
9/12 – Troy
9/19 – Tennessee
9/26 – @ Kentucky
10/10 – @ LSU
10/17 – Arkansas (Homecoming)
10/24 – @ Mississippi State
10/31 – Georgia (Jacksonville)
11/7 – Vanderbilt
11/14 – @ South Carolina
11/21 – FIU
11/28 – FSU

There are essentially five games that are practice walkthroughs. If UF doesn't run the table, this will be the worst performance in the history of college football. They're stacked. They have everyone back. They play Charleston Southern, Troy, FIU(seriously, I barely have a clue who that is), and FSU. Georgia Southern would beat the brakes off at least two of those teams. If Drew Weatherford could come back, they'd beat them too. I'm just so sick of Florida scheduling no out of conference challenges. I guess, in a way, I'm a little jealous because if UGA did that we'd probably have at least one national championship out of the two SEC titles we've won. If you're a Florida fan, you're only dreading one game and that's the night game in Baton Rouge that will star about 90,000 of the drunkest cajun assholes you've ever seen. If you're me, then you're going to be waiting on baited breath for the slim chance the Gators don't come prepared to play. Regardless, we've all got to look forward to yet another season of every network blowing Tim Tebow and highlighting his offseason circumcisions, his on the field accomplishments, and his God-like moral compass. Seriously, I cannot wait for next year's NFL draft. It's not that I wish ill will against Tebow because I don't. I truly think he's probably a good guy. It's the total D BAG gator fans that I can't stand. They think Tebow will be the next Favre, Starr, Brady...well he won't be. Just as David Greene, NCAA's most winning QB, talents didn't translate, neither will Tebow's parabola barbie arm. Newsflash Gators...winning NFL QB's don't run, they don't weigh 250, and they play in the pocket with rocket arms. Sorry to break the news.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Don't be a dope, brush up on economic policy.


This is one of the best articles I've seen about the fiscal irresponsibility of the United States Government. It highlights and parallels times of prior economic turmoil and strife. It reminds us how deep the water is in which our country seems to be drowning. He points out our future trade challenges as more and more nations begin to pull out of this country burdened by excessive tax programs. The financial burden placed on this country and our future generations by this President is not about generating needed dollars to allow the Government function. Despite the uninformed, it's not about reversing the damage done by prior administrations. This grotesque, superfluous economic policy is nothing more than a party flexing their respective political muscles for more power. This is a power play. This is not patriotic. This is not selfless. It's quite the contrary. The democratic party, led by the most liberal man ever in Congress and the White House is determined to make everyone dependent on a government that is failing in every capacity. Congress' approval rating is at historical lows. If the 2010 elections don't show a trend toward a more economic responsible, more fiscal conservative America, we're all going to earn what our Government tells us we can, we're all going to get the health care that our Government says we get, and we're all going to get the freedoms that our Government says we're allowed to have. I don't know much, but I know this is not what the framers of our beloved Constitution had in mind when they established the pillars for this great nation.

Patrick J Buchanan
After half a century of fighting encroachments upon freedom in America, journalist Garet Garrett published "The People's Pottage." A year later, in 1954, he died. "The People's Pottage" opens thus:

"There are those who still think they are holding the pass against a revolution that may be coming up the road. But they are gazing in the wrong direction. The revolution is behind them. It went by in the Night of Depression, singing songs to freedom."

Garrett wrote of a revolution within the form. While outwardly America appeared the same, a revolution within had taken place that was now irreversible. One need only glance at where we were before the New Deal, where we are and where we are headed to see how far we are off the course the Founding Fathers set for our republic.

Taxes drove the American Revolution, for we were a taxaphobic, liberty-loving people. That government is best that governs least is an Americanism. When "Silent Cal" Coolidge went home in 1929, the U.S. government was spending 3 percent of gross domestic product.

And today? Obama's first budget will consume 28 percent of the entire GDP; state and local governments another 15 percent. While there is some overlap, in 2009, government will consume 40 percent of GDP, approaching the peak of World War II.

Tell Congress to stop spending America into the ground! Sign the WND petition demanding lawmakers stop the bailouts, stimulus bills and march toward socialism and national destruction.

The deficit for 2009 is $1.8 trillion, 13 percent of the whole economy. Obama is pushing a cap-and-trade bill to cut carbon emissions that will impose huge costs on energy production, spike consumer prices and drive production offshore to China, which is opting out of Kyoto II. The Chinese are not fools.

Obama plans to repeal the Bush tax cuts and take the income tax rate to near 40 percent. Combined state and local income tax rates can run to 10 percent. For the self-employed, payroll taxes add up to 15.2 percent on the first $106,800 for all wages of all workers. Medicare takes 2.9 percent of all wages above that. Then there are the state sales taxes that can run to 8 percent, property taxes, gas taxes, excise taxes and "sin taxes" on booze, cigarettes and, soon, hot dogs and soft drinks.

Comes now national health insurance from Nancy Pelosi's House. A surtax that runs to 5.4 percent of all earnings of the top 1 percent of Americans, who already pay 40 percent of all federal income taxes, has been sent to the Senate. Included also is an 8 percent tax on the entire payroll of small businesses that fail to provide health insurance for employees.

Other ideas on the table include taxing the health benefits that businesses provide their employees.

The D.C.-based Tax Foundation says New Yorkers could face a combined income tax rate of near 60 percent.

In the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson called George III a tyrant for having "erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people and eat out their substance."

What did George III do with his Stamp Act, Townshend Acts or tea tax to compare with what is being done to this generation of Americans by their own government?

While the hardest-working and most productive are bled, a third of all wage-earners pay no U.S. income tax, and Obama plans to free almost half of all wage-earners of all income taxes. Yet, tens of millions get Medicaid, rent supplements, free education, food stamps, welfare and an annual check from Uncle Sam called an Earned Income Tax Credit, though they never paid a nickel in income taxes.

Oh, yes. Obama also promises everybody a college education.

Coming to America to feast on this cornucopia of freebies is the world. One million to 2 million immigrants, legal and illegal, arrive every year. They come with fewer skills and less education than Americans, and consume more tax dollars than they contribute by three to one.

Wise Latina women have more babies north of the border than they do in Mexico and twice as many here as American women.

As almost all immigrants are now Third World people of color, they qualify for ethnic preferences in hiring and promotions and admissions to college over the children of Americans.

All of this would have astounded and appalled the Founding Fathers, who after all, created America – as they declared loud and clear in the Constitution – "for ourselves and our posterity."

China saves, invests and grows at 8 percent. America, awash in debt, has a shrinking economy, a huge trade deficit, a gutted industrial base, an unemployment rate surging toward 10 percent and a money supply that's swollen to double its size in a year. The 20th century may have been the American Century. The 21st shows another pattern.

"The United States is declining as a nation and a world power with mostly sighs and shrugs to mark this seismic event," writes Les Gelb, president emeritus of the Council on Foreign Relations, in CFR's Foreign Affairs magazine. "Astonishingly, some people do not appear to realize that the situation is all that serious."

Even the establishment is starting to get the message.

One more for the still confused ladies...

Looking for meth in all the right places...looking for meth in too many places...looking for meth.



Access Hollywood reports,

"Barton has placed under an involuntary psychiatric hold by the LAPD and transferred to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Wednesday evening.
According to the code, authorities can hold a person involuntarily if they present a danger to themselves or others, are gravely disabled or suffer from a mental disorder. This same code was used to hold Britney Spears twice in Los Angeles in January 2008."

Once upon a time in a land far far away there was Marissa Cooper. People thought she was hot. Not me, but people. These people thought her awkward, pale, homely, sinewy body created a stork-like sex pot. They were misled into thinking her heroin chic look resembled true girls of the OC. Yeah cause teenage girls in Orange County all have A cup breasts, transluscent skin, and buttered meth pebble teeth. For God's sake people, can't you formulate one idea on your own. Do you have to accept every TV show's "HOT" girl, every production company's "IT" girl, every magazine's "MEGA BABE." Just because some photoshopping computer program airbrushes someone until they favor a cartoon character of their original self with larger boobs, no moles or sun damage, and bronze skin, doesn't mean you have to accept them as the "new" girls. Mischa Barton looks like about every small town meth head prostitute. She looks like she's jonesing for smack. Her glazed look appears as if she's looking through you. Her teeth are beginning to sharpen like she spends her night filing them down for better flesh tearing. Newsflash...Mischa, you're not starring as a vampire in twilight. You're not even famous. If someone told me I would die tomorrow unless I moved to L.A. to live with these dipshit celebrities, just go ahead and call the hearse cuz my show's over.