MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

I've tried to steer clear of insipid political posts lately, but this can't be ignored. This week the Government took its first ste...

I know most misguided people couldn't disagree with me more about my utter disdain for Megan Fox, but as you can see in these pics, it...

Amy Winehouse's sh!t show of negativity reared its ugly head again yesterday. Mitch Winehouse, Amy's father, trying to explain Amy...

Jennifer Connelly is one of the most underrated actresses in Hollywood. Have you seen the House of Rain and Fog, Requiem for a Dream, or a ...

I've seen nothing but criticism for Claire Danes' appearance at a premiere a few days ago, but is it just me, or has she never looke...

Ashley Greene showed up to the Twiglight premiere in this and I am very thankful. For a year all I've heard about is this and this , b...

Blake Lively is a genius. She's an "actor" on some show, i think. I'm really not sure, come to think of it. She could b...

Sammy, I know you've stacked roids and HGH for the last 10 years, but bro, turning yourself into Mark McGuire isn't gonna help you g...

Today is the 4 month 28th day anniversary of my soul mate's 28th year. Some people laugh at me when I celebrate such arbitrary dates th...

The alleged Ft Hood shooter is apparently awake and talking, as reported by Fox News this morning. My only question is why? We're actu...

It's bad when your show sucks so bad that a 19/20 year old singer is the funniest person on your show. You gotta hand it to this girl. ...

If you thought I couldn't be dumber, I'm proving there's always room for improvement. On January 32nd(Feb 1st), I, along with s...

If this idea came to fruition, it is officially (I consulted the judges), the most awesome Halloween costume ever created. To have the orig...

Forget that it's Nov 5, because Britney threw tradition to the wind and decided to keep on rocking her nursing mother from the cover of ...

Look cuz, I know you lost, but listen, you're no Adonis. You got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Pull up that sweatshirt chubs an...

A convicted killer from Dade County with an unmistakably bulky frame was arrested Monday when witnesses linked him to another slaying in Jac...

A Wisconsin woman called 911 to report herself as a drunk driver, MyFoxAustin reported. "Somebody's really drunk driving down Grant...

This was posted in the comments of the AJC after the Dawgs received a beat down from a pitiful #1 ranked team. Mabe firing Richt is too has...

Being Heidi Klum must be the easiest thing in recorded history. Essentially, everyone all day everyday falls at your feet to try to make yo...

In my demented world of satire, cynicism, allegory and sarcasm, I reference Manute Bol probably more than anyone in the world. Well, this 7...