MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Burn in hell. I hope you get raped everyday in prison.

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Popular pediatrician Dr. Earl Bradley has been charged with sexually molesting 103 children at an office he had decked out with a merry-go-r...
Tuesday, February 23, 2010

What we had is dead, as I am dead. Marry another.

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Dear Alessandra, Let me first say, I'm sorry. I know that I have caused you a great deal of pain and suffering through this whole ordea...
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Biel prepares for the combine...

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The NFL Combine starts Wednesday and Jessica Biel got her lineback number and it's 44. In a rarity, Todd McShay and Mel Kiper both agr...

I never saw this coming...

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Crystal Magnum, famous for falsely accusing several Duke lacrosse players of rape, is now facing multiple charges for assaulting her boyfrie...
Monday, February 22, 2010

Darrell Green

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Darrell Green was a speedster corner in the NFL for 20 years. The video below shows him running a 4.2 40 yard dash at 40 years old. Well, ...
Thursday, February 18, 2010

Lindsay Lohan should be shot for wasting this...

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About seven years ago, Lindsay Lohan was tracking to be a superstar. Fast forward through 1000 kilos of blow, three thousand penises, count...

Checkmate.

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Im sure that Verizon didn't find this little stunt as funny as I do, but you have to applaud a man's creativity. These are the kind...
Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Damn you magic photos...

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There's many reasons why I like supermodels. Namely, because they're sexy and tall. That being said, if I say Hayden Peniterroo P...

Puff Puff Give...

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Mischa Barton, took some much needed time off from being chronically unemployed and painfully unsexy, to blaze some spliffs around Hollywood...
Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Eyes like the azure sky...

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This is exactly why Andy Roddick couldn't give two sh!ts about winning grand slam tennis titles. This is also why he absolutely owns Rog...

My head just exploded.

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Every estrogen ridden female in the world will celebrate their favorite holiday this week as Valentine's Day rears its ugly head. While ...
Sunday, February 7, 2010

Im Back!

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I lived...barely. I can honestly say that race was the most physically and mentally challenging thing I've ever done. Nothing can prep...
Friday, January 29, 2010

Wish me luck!!!

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I will be on hiatus from exposedandnaked for a week or so, unless those crazy Europeans have Wifi spots all around the countryside. I leave...
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Yeah Mr President, I agree, this is basically your only hope.

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There's been some speculation that President Obama will suggest a spending freeze during his State of the Union speech tomorrow night. S...
Monday, January 25, 2010

You're gorgeous. I'm speechless.

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The Screen Actors Guild Awards were last night. Basically the SAG Awards are just an opportunity for a large group of grossly overpaid, lar...
Saturday, January 23, 2010

Yeah, you're creepy.

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If you want to know what sexual predators look like...look no further. Andy Dick, comedian(self-proclaimed)/douchebag/addict/sexual assault...
Friday, January 22, 2010

You're welcome, Daniel.

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Look, I know love is blind, but the kid from Home Alone? Come on, Mila. You simply must do better. Like me for instance. Are muscle bound su...
Thursday, January 21, 2010

Screw you, Glenn Beck.

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Glenn Beck, who is nothing more than a political conspiracy theorist/satirist and recovering booze hound, made some incendiary comments on ...
Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Change you can believe in...oops.

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As I suspected, America spoke. They don't want health care reform. They don't want Socialism. In fact, they want their House and ...
Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Albert Hanyesworth wins Golden Globe

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Just when I thought Precious couldn't be more inappropriately named, Mo'Nique walked the red carpet with a pack of mongoose attackin...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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